So My Wife

[hoosierpipeguy]

I can see her taste in tobacco is superior to her taste in men.

 

[pantsBoots]

Bought me tobacco!
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sorry guys, she’s taken.?

She has excellent taste!





In tobacco. :D

 

[marlinspike]

She done good! I'd never let my wife even think of buying me any pipeweed - it'd be Captain Black Grape or similar tripe.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

You guys are lucky. My girlfriend (Sally❤) won't buy me tobacco as she's afraid I might spill a loose ember on her and she'd get a slow puncture☹.

 

[BROBS]

My girlfriend (Sally❤) won't buy me tobacco as she's afraid I might spill a loose ember on her and she'd get a slow puncture☹.

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If you did it right you might be able to fill her with smoke down south and watch her blow smoke rings...

 

[marlinspike]

You guys are lucky. My girlfriend (Sally❤) won't buy me tobacco as she's afraid I might spill a loose ember on her and she'd get a slow puncture☹.

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[LOREN]

You guys are lucky. My girlfriend (Sally❤) won't buy me tobacco as she's afraid I might spill a loose ember on her and she'd get a slow puncture☹.

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She said she was my girl.
Why that two-timing $#%&@ !
?

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

She said she was my girl.
Why that two-timing $#%&@ !
?

She does have a sister who's single?

A brother also. If that's your thing...

 

[mortonbriar]

This thread really blew up!

 

[SoddenJack]

You are a lucky man if your wife buys you tobacco. However, never let her buy you a pipe. If she is like my wife, she will think $50 for a pipe is the appropriate price and then she will gift you a cheap and crappy pipe that that you are obliged to smoke in order to avoid offending her. I still have a couple of those pipes - one burns so hot that it is like cupping satan's testicles every time I smoke it. So, just buy your own pipes - you can still lie to her and tell her it cost you $50.

Whenever I treat myself to something I usually have to knock off 30-70% of what I paid for it, or just use the old classic standby “No, it’s not new. I already had this one”

 

[SoddenJack]

Bought me tobacco!
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sorry guys, she’s taken.?

So how would you react if she bought you half a dozen tins of various C&D blends?

 

[BROBS]

So how would you react if she bought you half a dozen tins of various C&D blends?

DIVORCE

 

[briarbuck]

Married? #mindblown

Is there a go fund me page for this poor girl?

 

[3rdguy]

You guys are lucky. My girlfriend (Sally❤) won't buy me tobacco as she's afraid I might spill a loose ember on her and she'd get a slow puncture☹.

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Come on....those are fake.

 

[3rdguy]

For my Birthday I wanted some pipe tobacco and the wife said she will never buy me that. So I sent her to P&C to buy me a gift card. She said the website was too hard to navigate
I ended up with a Visa gift card that I made sure to spend on baccy lol. We are hard to buy for however, if we want something we usually just buy it ourselves.

 

[BROBS]

We are hard to buy for however, if we want something we usually just buy it ourselves.

Same here. It takes some real effort on Birthdays, Anniversary, and Christmas. ?

 

[BROBS]

Come on....those are fake.

SHAKE WHAT THE FACTORY GAVE YA, HONEY!

 

[3rdguy]

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

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The difference between Hollywood's idea of sex dolls/robots and reality.

Hollywood:


Reality?:

 

[Country Bladesmith]

This thread really blew up!

Speaking of blowing up, that might be your ticket, @BROBS
Just tell her the tobacco expands a lot once you take it out of the tin, hence all those jars. You’re still up a creek with all those unopened ones though ?