Show us your Ugliest Pipes!

[sandollars]

My ugly pipe:

 

[jaytex1969]

Behold! The Thing!



Named after the comic book character for obvious reasons.


A pre-Savinelli Rossi.




Smokes well. Used for latakia blends. Nice to hold. Not a great clencher.

 

[fightnhampster]

It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.

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I'm speechless

 

[saintpeter]

Behold! The Thing!

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Named after the comic book

Behold! The Thing!

Maybe it's just my lack of meds, but I really like the looks of it!

 

[jaytex1969]

Maybe it's just my lack of meds, but I really like the looks of it!

Me, too.

I DID buy it...

 

[B.Fee]

It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.

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This pipe looks like a walnut giving birth to a Hazel nut.?

 

[saintpeter]

Me, too.

I DID buy it...


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In my younger days I even remember reading the comics where the Human Torch was a robot or something and Iron Man had a bulky suit, couldn't fly and had roller skates. But the Thing was always my favorite.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Behold! The Thing!

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Named after the comic book character for obvious reasons.
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A pre-Savinelli Rossi.
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Smokes well. Used for latakia blends. Nice to hold. Not a great clencher.
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I wondered when this horror show was going to make an appearance.

 

[tokerpipes]

In my opinion the only ugly pipe is the one that never gets smoked.

 

[mso489]

There are no ugly pipes, only those that are visually challenging.

 

[bnichols23]

But a tastefully executed petrified dog turd.

Good old Dog Log #5 -- it's a double broomstick!

 

[bnichols23]

Behold! The Thing!

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Named after the comic book character for obvious reasons.
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A pre-Savinelli Rossi.
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Smokes well. Used for latakia blends. Nice to hold. Not a great clencher.
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I KNEW you were going to post that! At least it dIdn't get stomped on like some of those Goblin pipes. "Stomped on??!! IIT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!"

 

[bnichols23]

Me, too.

I DID buy it...


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Well, you ARE the guy with the skull tattoo, right?? Show 'em that one!

 

[bnichols23]

My ugly pipe:

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Hey, now, Steve, that's gorgeous! (Yeah, yeah, I know, but you know how I am about my love for fat swoopy thick-bowled Danish types.)

 

[hauntedmyst]

In my opinion the only ugly pipe is the one that never gets smoked.

Apparently you missed this one a page back.

 

[olkofri]

Well since you brought up buttholes...did anyone else notice the elephant / whale dong trend in new pipes? I just don't get it.

And then there is the petrified nut sack.

?

 

[olkofri]

To be honest, I wouldn't mind owning one of those screwdriver pipes either.

How about this one? I bet it smokes those urinal cake scented lakeland blends like a champ!

Perfect for latakia bombs.

 

[ophiuchus]

Boy ... I've got too many ugly ones to choose from. I'll have to pick one when I get home ...

 

[olkofri]

I don't have any ugly pipes. Having good tastes has its advantages. ?

 

[alaskanpiper]

Perfect for latakia bombs.

Yeah, goopy aromatics would probably leave to many shit streaks