Show us your Ugliest Pipes!

[olkofri]

Yeah, goopy aromatics would probably leave to many shit streaks

But some could finally say that their shit doesn't stink!

 

[alaskanpiper]

But some could finally say that their shit doesn't stink!

Touche.

 

[tuold]

Okay, this possibly my ugliest pipe. There are other contenders =)
This is an Ebay find I picked up for less than ten bucks. Despite it looking like something scooped off my front lawn, it's a fine smoker. It actually has a fairly good pedigree too, being from Pipe Lon, a well known pipe store in the Virgin islands.

 

[anotherbob]

Not as ugly as some here but here is one a made from a pear hobby block the 1st week after I started smoking. I've learned alot since then that's to the few restore jobs i have done.

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oh that pipe is plenty ugly. But it is ugly in a more subtle way compared to the others. Doesn't help that it looks like a coffin but not a gothic cool coffin either.

 

[anotherbob]

just got my olie sylvester monstrosity in the mail, and it's even more grotesquely beautiful than the pictures made it seem.
Here it is with the tobacco to which it will be dedicated

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that pipe looks abused.

 

[anotherbob]

There are no ugly pipes, only those that are visually challenging.

that's the kind of hippie stuff the parent of an ugly pipe would say.

 

[sandollars]

Okay, this possibly my ugliest pipe. There are other contenders =)
This is an Ebay find I picked up for less than ten bucks. Despite it looking like something scooped off my front lawn, it's a fine smoker. It actually has a fairly good pedigree too, being from Pipe Lon, a well known pipe store in the Virgin islands.

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I like that stick a LOT!

BTW,

Is that ORGAN MUSIC I see?

 

[alaskanpiper]

Okay, this possibly my ugliest pipe. There are other contenders =)
This is an Ebay find I picked up for less than ten bucks. Despite it looking like something scooped off my front lawn, it's a fine smoker. It actually has a fairly good pedigree too, being from Pipe Lon, a well known pipe store in the Virgin islands.

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It does look a bit like something that came out of a butthole.

 

[donjgiles]

Not mine, butt, it could be your's for only $55.00.
I expected better from Hardcastle...

 

[alaskanpiper]

Not mine, butt, it could be your's for only $55.00.
I expected better from Hardcastle...

Good Lord. It looks like an apple core someone left in a closet in 1974.

 

[donjgiles]

Good Lord. It looks like an apple core someone left in a closet in 1974.

And that is it's good side!

 

[brian64]

Not mine, butt, it could be your's for only $55.00.
I expected better from Hardcastle...

Yeah I think that qualifies as ugly.

Would that be a reverse plateau?

 

[saintpeter]

Behold! The Thing!

It's that Jaytex character's fault! I figured if one could make an ugly pipe by accident, why not on purpose? So taking an unfinished Lorenzo pipe I made a cross between the Thing and an Alligator...a Thalligator if you will.

 

[alaskanpiper]

It's that Jaytex character's fault! I figured if one could make an ugly pipe by accident, why not on purpose? So taking an unfinished Lorenzo pipe I made a cross between the Thing and an Alligator...a Thalligator if you will.

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It looks like Terry Sawchuk’s face, except uglier:

 

[curl]

Here’s my new lightning tulip.

 

[psychpipes]

Someone needs to find/make a special pipe tool set to go with that toilet meer. A plunger tamper or something.

 

[tokerpipes]

Ok so if I would have to post my ugliest pipe I guess this would be it. It’s like some hill billy put it together. The weird thing is that it’s got a stinger. It like a piece of tree branch and a twig hollowed out. It’s got no markings and I am clueless of where or how I got it.

 

[Lyon0oq]

To be honest, I wouldn't mind owning one of those screwdriver pipes either.

How about this one? I bet it smokes those urinal cake scented lakeland blends like a champ!

They only asked if they could, they never questioned if they should...

 

[Lyon0oq]

Okay, this possibly my ugliest pipe. There are other contenders =)
This is an Ebay find I picked up for less than ten bucks. Despite it looking like something scooped off my front lawn, it's a fine smoker. It actually has a fairly good pedigree too, being from Pipe Lon, a well known pipe store in the Virgin islands.

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I don't know, I kind of dig it.

 

[BROBS]

I don't know, I kind of dig it.

it looks like a native american pipestone pipe.