Show us your Ugliest Pipes!

[mortonbriar]

My two submissions.

Sasieni Four Dot "Stratford" - affectionately known as "Old Lumpy"

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Charatan "Countryman". Not sure why this shape appeals to me, but it has a certain charm (and at nearly 100 grams, huge).

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How do you resist the temptation to glue googly eyes on that countryman???

 

[petes03]

Found this little gem on the bay. Whoever buys it wins the contest!

Rustic Briar Root Hand Carved Tobacco Smoking Pipe Freeform Unsmoked Sitter 13"W | eBay

This rustic briar root hand carved freeform sitter pipe is in very good condition. The pipe hasnot been smoked. The opening to the combustion chamber is 3/4" across, and the depth of the chamber is 1 1/4".

www.ebay.com

 

[alaskanpiper]

Found this little gem on the bay. Whoever buys it wins the contest!

Rustic Briar Root Hand Carved Tobacco Smoking Pipe Freeform Unsmoked Sitter 13"W | eBay

This rustic briar root hand carved freeform sitter pipe is in very good condition. The pipe hasnot been smoked. The opening to the combustion chamber is 3/4" across, and the depth of the chamber is 1 1/4".

www.ebay.com

What in the fucking holy ballsac!?!?!?!?!?

 

[alaskanpiper]

Found this little gem on the bay. Whoever buys it wins the contest!

Rustic Briar Root Hand Carved Tobacco Smoking Pipe Freeform Unsmoked Sitter 13"W | eBay

This rustic briar root hand carved freeform sitter pipe is in very good condition. The pipe hasnot been smoked. The opening to the combustion chamber is 3/4" across, and the depth of the chamber is 1 1/4".

www.ebay.com

I'll raise you.....(sorry, @PipeCat )

 

[petes03]

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I'll raise you.....(sorry, @PipeCat )

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I’d smoke that in public long before I’d smoke that root monstrosity in the privacy of my own home! It looks like it belonged to Swap Thing, lol. Hell, if I had it, that’s what I’d call it ?

 

[alaskanpiper]

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I’d smoke that in public long before I’d smoke that root monstrosity in the privacy of my own home! It looks like it belonged to Swap Thing, lol. Hell, if I had it, that’s what I’d call it ?

Smoking "The Swamp Thing" in public would be a privilege! That is the kind of conversation piece that could make you some new friends!

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Smoking "The Swamp Thing" in public would be a privilege! That is the kind of conversation piece that could make you some new friends!

The Swamp Thing would be your friend for sure

 

[mso489]

No ugly pipes, just design challenged.

 

[JPremo]

My ugliest pipe is my first restoration! I think I made it a biiit less ugly

 

[alaskanpiper]

My ugliest pipe is my first restoration! I think I made it a biiit less ugly

Yep. Butt ass ugly. Entry accepted.

 

[JPremo]

Yep. Butt ass ugly. Entry accepted.

What I don't get is why somebody rusticated it but then left the fills alone or added them? ?‍

I think @petes03 is right though, whoever buys that root beast wins hands down. It looks like an interesting concept but wow what a terrible execution.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

What I don't get is why somebody rusticated it but then left the fills alone or added them? ?‍

I think @petes03 is right though, whoever buys that root beast wins hands down. It looks like an interesting concept but wow what a terrible execution.

Nice Guzzi!

 

[Hfinn]

It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.

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looks like shriveled eggs ?

 

[Hfinn]

Here goes, what does it look like?

 

[username]

Here goes, what does it look like?

 

[anotherbob]

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yes a mix of horror and amusement is the healthy response to that pipe.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Ah yes, it's the Johnson pipe

 

[LudwigB88]

I don’t own this but seeing it on the Italian website made me search for a forum thread. I don’t know what to think of this “rustication.” It looks like a Lego pipe had sex with a Castello Sea Rock. I’m trying to think if there’s ANY way I could EVER find this appealing.

 

[LudwigB88]

It’s funny because I just noticed other pipes on this thread with a similar effect.

 

[LudwigB88]

It reminds me of leprosy or smallpox.