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shanez

Lifer
Jul 10, 2018
5,188
24,084
49
Las Vegas
I have this thing my wife bought me as a joke. I kept it because it was a gift from her and it's actually quite a pipe for the $9 she paid for it.

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Then I have this which was part of a group of pipes I bought. Yes it has a screen and looks like it was turned on a lathe but I'm not sure it's ever been smoked.

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Last but not least I have this meer which has a dog on it. I like the dog but didn't notice in the pics prior to purchase that its snout is closer to a pig's than a dog's. Any carvers here willing to take a shot at fixing it?

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curl

Part of the Furniture Now
Apr 29, 2014
722
461
I have a natural unfinished MM Mark Twain. I’m smoke it a lot because it works, but I smoke it when no one is looking. It seems an unfinished cob is not impervious to the elements and to handling. It is very pervious, it looks pretty dingy.
 
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SpookedPiper

Lifer
Sep 9, 2019
2,055
10,503
East coast
I have this thing my wife bought me as a joke. I kept it because it was a gift from her and it's actually quite a pipe for the $9 she paid for it.

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Then I have this which was part of a group of pipes I bought. Yes it has a screen and looks like it was turned on a lathe but I'm not sure it's ever been smoked.

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Last but not least I have this meer which has a dog on it. I like the dog but didn't notice in the pics prior to purchase that its snout is closer to a pig's than a dog's. Any carvers here willing to take a shot at fixing it?

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My goodness..please don't tell me you are spending money on these things! They were secret Santa gifts, right ?
 

wolflarsen

Part of the Furniture Now
Jul 29, 2018
842
2,341
Dehydrated Chicken Foot Pipe.
Only smoked during specific Voodoo rituals.
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brian64

Lifer
Jan 31, 2011
9,604
14,671
Dehydrated Chicken Foot Pipe.
Only smoked during specific Voodoo rituals.

I didn't think it was possible, but Saint Pete has a viable challenger.

It may not be uglier, but it invokes a feeling of revulsion that Pete's unholy creation lacks.
 

bron340

Starting to Get Obsessed
May 16, 2019
110
111
49
Minot, ND
I have this thing my wife bought me as a joke. I kept it because it was a gift from her and it's actually quite a pipe for the $9 she paid for it.

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Then I have this which was part of a group of pipes I bought. Yes it has a screen and looks like it was turned on a lathe but I'm not sure it's ever been smoked.

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Last but not least I have this meer which has a dog on it. I like the dog but didn't notice in the pics prior to purchase that its snout is closer to a pig's than a dog's. Any carvers here willing to take a shot at fixing it?

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It looks like capybara to me
 

didimauw

Moderator
Staff member
Jul 28, 2013
9,895
31,635
34
Burlington WI
It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.

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Looks kinda like a butthole. Put that thing away would ya????
 
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