Show us your Ugliest Pipes!

[LudwigB88]

My ugliest pipe is probably this monstrosity

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Never could embrace apple shape for some reason.

 

[Chasing Embers]

My ugliest pipe is probably this monstrosity

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Surprised that the caver didn't send out a formal apology for that one.

 

[LudwigB88]

Found this online … lol … actual meerschaum ! $425 …

Toilet Bowl Block Meerschaum Pipe with fitted case 14819

Toilet Block Meerschaum Pipe with fitted case 14819 is carved by our master pipe carvers. One of a kind wonderful pipes are available at MeerschaumMarket

www.meerschaummarket.com

 

[keith929]

My ugliest pipe is probably this monstrosity

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That pipe is horrendous. Box it up and send it to me for immediate disposal.

 

[wyfbane]

1st Ugly pipe of 2025 submisson. This one will be a contender for Ugliest Pipe of the Year (UPOY).
A foot you can stick in your mouth, with custom jewelry.
And, its available:

Hand Carved Foot Pipe Tobacco Smoking Wood With Sterling Silver Toe Ring | eBay

Any Tarnish, Marks Or Wear Is Consistent With Age.

www.ebay.com

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10 - 1 they smoked the devil's cabbage in that toejam machine...

 

[Chasing Embers]

Found this online … lol … actual meerschaum ! $425 …

Toilet Bowl Block Meerschaum Pipe with fitted case 14819

Toilet Block Meerschaum Pipe with fitted case 14819 is carved by our master pipe carvers. One of a kind wonderful pipes are available at MeerschaumMarket

www.meerschaummarket.com

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I was actually about to buy that one a few years ago until I got a good look at the stem fitment. It's a bit crooked for the price but at least it's not a bulldog or a rhodesian.

 

[carp rides again]

This is my worst. It's a Baraccini Halloween 320. Gifted to me by my mother, who I love, but damn is this thing ugly. As an avid UGA fan, I Detest Everything Orange. And this Shade is exceptionally terrible. It also doesn't smoke or clench worth a shit. I'm gonna draw a pumpkin face on it sometime to jazz it up.

 

[Brad H]

Had this collection going for year here in a box

 

[LudwigB88]

I was actually about to buy that one a few years ago until I got a good look at the stem fitment. It's a bit crooked for the price but at least it's not a bulldog or a rhodesian.

Gives new take on “put that in your pipe and smoke it!” > “put that in your toilet and flush it!”

 

[Searock Fan]

My ugliest pipe is probably this monstrosity

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Actually, I kind of like it.

 

[mikethompson]

I posted that tongue-in-cheek, it's easily the most beautifully colored Meer I've ever seen

Actually, I kind of like it.

 

[Briarcutter]

My ugliest pipe is probably this monstrosity

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That my friend is a awesome piece, IMO.

 

[Ahi Ka]

I posted that tongue-in-cheek, it's easily the most beautifully colored Meer I've ever seen

The only thing ugly about that pipe is that it doesn’t get smoked!