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Lifer
Apr 26, 2013
6,635
12,076
Tennessee
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Waning Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
47,718
128,973
Found this online … lol … actual meerschaum ! $425 …


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I was actually about to buy that one a few years ago until I got a good look at the stem fitment. It's a bit crooked for the price but at least it's not a bulldog or a rhodesian.
 

carp rides again

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jan 11, 2024
235
1,566
Lookout mountain ga
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This is my worst. It's a Baraccini Halloween 320. Gifted to me by my mother, who I love, but damn is this thing ugly. As an avid UGA fan, I Detest Everything Orange. And this Shade is exceptionally terrible. It also doesn't smoke or clench worth a shit. I'm gonna draw a pumpkin face on it sometime to jazz it up.
 
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LudwigB88

Starting to Get Obsessed
Nov 4, 2023
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I was actually about to buy that one a few years ago until I got a good look at the stem fitment. It's a bit crooked for the price but at least it's not a bulldog or a rhodesian.
👏 Gives new take on “put that in your pipe and smoke it!” > “put that in your toilet and flush it!”
 

Sicut_Incensum

Starting to Get Obsessed
Mar 28, 2023
122
786
WNY
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It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.

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I know the classic song says "Saint Peter, don't you call me, cuz I can't go"...but I think this is grounds for no one calling saintpeter himself.

In all seriousness, hats off for winning the thread, this is amazing.
 

Zamora

Lifer
Mar 15, 2023
1,150
2,989
Olympia, Washington
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