Never could embrace apple shape for some reason.
Never could embrace apple shape for some reason.
Surprised that the caver didn't send out a formal apology for that one.

That pipe is horrendous. Box it up and send it to me for immediate disposal.

10 - 1 they smoked the devil's cabbage in that toejam machine...1st Ugly pipe of 2025 submisson. This one will be a contender for Ugliest Pipe of the Year (UPOY).
A foot you can stick in your mouth, with custom jewelry.
And, its available:
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I was actually about to buy that one a few years ago until I got a good look at the stem fitment. It's a bit crooked for the price but at least it's not a bulldog or a rhodesian.Found this online … lol … actual meerschaum ! $425 …
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Toilet Bowl Block Meerschaum Pipe with fitted case 14819
Toilet Block Meerschaum Pipe with fitted case 14819 is carved by our master pipe carvers. One of a kind wonderful pipes are available at MeerschaumMarketwww.meerschaummarket.com
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I was actually about to buy that one a few years ago until I got a good look at the stem fitment. It's a bit crooked for the price but at least it's not a bulldog or a rhodesian.
Actually, I kind of like it.

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That my friend is a awesome piece, IMO.
The only thing ugly about that pipe is that it doesn’t get smoked!I posted that tongue-in-cheek, it's easily the most beautifully colored Meer I've ever seen![]()
I know the classic song says "Saint Peter, don't you call me, cuz I can't go"...but I think this is grounds for no one calling saintpeter himself.It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.
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That is trueThe only thing ugly about that pipe is that it doesn’t get smoked!
I always wondered why somebody carved this and who would buy itFound this online … lol … actual meerschaum ! $425 …
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Toilet Bowl Block Meerschaum Pipe with fitted case 14819
Toilet Block Meerschaum Pipe with fitted case 14819 is carved by our master pipe carvers. One of a kind wonderful pipes are available at MeerschaumMarketwww.meerschaummarket.com
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Same ones who carve and buy the buxom lady meerschaums, no doubt!I always wondered why somebody carved this and who would buy it
If the stem fitment wasn't crooked I'd buy it.I always wondered why somebody carved this and who would buy it
I get the boob pipes but a toilet one just puzzles meSame ones who carve and buy the buxom lady meerschaums, no doubt!
Why? Just for the novelty?If the stem fitment wasn't crooked I'd buy it.
