As Mr. Pink would say, I've got two words for you - learn to ______ sous vide! I haven't, lol, and when I first started hearing of some folks swearing by it I still could only think of "boiling" meat and English cooking, but on vacation last summer my wife's brother served us ribs he had made vis sous vide (and showed me how it worked) then finished on his grill and they were amazing - was looking for one of the units online this weekend - thinking of trying it this winter. My drum smoker will probably die of laughter.As long as we are getting clear, I made no opinion on how Brit men did in bed- though have some anecdotal notes- it's how the women knew their way about the bedroom.
And boiling of meats was becoming outlawed in civilized households.
No idea on the other subject, but if my wife ever learns to sound like a young Julie Andrews . . . . .