Ever been to the smoking tent at a pipe show? Best place in the world to see 500 pipe smokers all at one time. You've got the cigar guys over at the bar gettin sloshed. The young pipers figitin their pipes from one hand to another, looking at themselves in the mirror. Then you've got the old codgers sippin away with narry a smoke stream. Also, if you pipe 8 to 10 bowls a day like I do you'd get plumb exhausted bellowing out great clouds of smoke. Somethin like that.