I identify as a non-smoking vegan (even though I smoke like a chimney and eat more meat than a polar bear).
I take issue with that. Bears are my kind even though I identify as a smoking human.
I identify as a non-smoking vegan (even though I smoke like a chimney and eat more meat than a polar bear).
I also identify as a bigot. Anyone who questions my bigotry must hereon identify as a pansy.Anyone who questions my non-smoking vegan identity is just a bigot.
Do you have a Kodiak-dedicated pipe?
No, that's my sleeping tobaccoDo you have a Kodiak-dedicated pipe?
Spoken like a true devotee. CheersNo, that's my sleeping tobacco
Yeah, no need to focus on it like chew when sleeping and the mint doesn't cause indigestion like wintergreen.Spoken like a true devotee. Cheers
My lip is full of Cope from morning till night so im a snus dipper who smokes a pipe 3 or 4 times a day.So in your mind you are somehow better than someone that doesn't smoke as much as you, got it.
I smoke up to 7 cigars a day, so clearly compared to me you are not a cigar smoker.
I take issue with that. Bears are my kind even though I identify as a smoking human.
The only thing worse than an Orange Canadian Bear is a bigoted Orange Canadian Bear smoker who thinks he's human (oops, did I just assume your gender?).I also identify as a bigot. Anyone who questions my bigotry must hereon identify as a pansy.
What's even worse is that's a robot Russian bear that talks to corn and scarecrows.The only thing worse than an Orange Canadian Bear is a bigoted Orange Canadian Bear smoker who thinks he's human (oops, did I just assume your gender?).
That's not correct. All of his pipes are dedicated to one blend, and he rarely smokes a blend more than once a day. So 16 to 20 pipes get used once a day. Hell of a lot of cleaning...yeah and he smokes each of those pipe 3-5 times each day too.
Pleased to meet you.When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me
When does he sleep…?That's not correct. All of his pipes are dedicated to one blend, and he rarely smokes a blend more than once a day. So 16 to 20 pipes get used once a day. Hell of a lot of cleaning...
Ever see big time gaps in my posts?When does he sleep…?
I've quoted these lyrics on the forum before and am disappointed, yet not surprised, how often it is applicable.When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me
It doesn’t have anything to do with better. This was a musing on a conversation I had with my brothers. My elder brother was shopping life insurance. He doesn’t smoke a pipe ever, but will occasionally bum cigs when he drinks. My younger bro is the one in the original post. There is a question on the application about being a smoker. I’d say he’s not a cig smoker, just a guy who will smoke a cig. My sister smokes a pack a day, she definitely is. Which led around to the pipe as you please idea. Which led around in circles through drinking and weed smoking comparisons. I figured it was an interesting point of discussion and wanted to see what others thought of it.So in your mind you are somehow better than someone that doesn't smoke as much as you, got it.
I smoke up to 7 cigars a day, so clearly compared to me you are not a cigar smoker.