Not To Offend, But, Are Pipe Smokers Thin Skinned Panty Bunchers?

[ashdigger]

Toob for the win!!

 

[tbradsim1]

. I have a Special T Shirt to wear while I read this Thread. :rofl:

 

[pipestud]

That's why I go commando, nothing to have bunch up. - paddypiper

Uh, too much information, pardner. 8O

 

[lasttango]

Well, I have to admit, my boxers bunched and I went off on a few people at work that I knew better to tangle with. I won these verbal altercations... I won by landslides... but in the process... I showed a complete lack of poise and showed everyone what a bastard I really am. I was doing a great job masking it for so long. I'm going to crawl back under my rock and keep a low profile.

 

[sallow]

Does being a loudmouth bully pay off in real life or just on anonymous Internet forums?

 

[sablebrush52]

Sable, you could not offend me if you wanted to, my skin is like Rhino! Take your best shot!

Toob, thank you! I'm much relieved to know this. I've been staying up nights with the worry that I might shatter your delicate sensibilities. I have thought of nothing else and even had an audience with the Pope to discuss the matter. BTW, you would think the Vatican would have really good pizza, but no such luck.
I approached the beginning of this thread with a great deal of trepidation. What will Toob think? Will Toob be sad, or cross, or just gathering moss. Will Toob suffer total personality disintegration and melt into a puddle like an overloaded circuit?
I was seriously concerned.
But, on balance the potential risk of you spending the remainder of your waking moments in a rubber room was a small price to pay for the chance to do a public service for this August Forum by publishing a humorous and potentially satirical thread. And look! 60 fun responses and folks having a good time! Damn!
So thank you Toob! Your enduring humanity is an example for all of us to follow. I would never, ever, think of taking a shot at you. Really.

 

[mayfair70]

Thanks for starting a wonderfully entertaining thread Saddlebush!

 

[sallow]

I'll take a decent argument all day long, in fact I would enjoy some good discussion.
Instead I'm told I can't read and I should go away. What is this forum for if not discussion? Is this an exchange of ideas or a pissing contest?

 

[sablebrush52]

Thanks for starting a wonderfully entertaining thread Saddlebush!

:rofl:

 

[mayfair70]

Is this an exchange of ideas or a pissing contest?

Seems to depend on the day, really. Overall it's a great place IMHO.

 

[danielplainview]

How dare you. I have reported you to the mods and I will not longer be participating in this forum.

Good day sir!
P.S.

Get off my lawn.

 

[ophiuchus]

:laughat: -Page 2?
:rofl:

 

[warren]

I believe we have slipped into flaccinaucinibilipilification.

 

[ophiuchus]

Maybe not. I had to look that up. Well played ...

 

[warren]

Thank you. So glad I didn't have to pronounce it.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I believe we have slipped into flaccinaucinibilipilification.

Now I'm offended, I suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Wait, that word is actually longer. Ahhhhhh! (runs away, hides, and curls up in the fetal position while imagining clowns falling down stairs with squeaky shoes)

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

runs away, hides, and curls up in the fetal position while imagining clowns falling down stairs with squeaky shoes

that's my happy place :D

 

[Chasing Embers]

:rofl:

 

[fitzy]

By the chaps, I find that vodka with a little triple sec go nicely with Rattray's Exotic Orange, over ice of course.

Another SOB I can blame besides Michael for making Exotic Orange disappear from SP.com before I could buy a tin.
I'M OFFENDED!!!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Ha ha!!

Skip was amazed. Years of trying to unload that Danske Mild Orange, and I show up to pipe club with my Smokey Orange with Dark fired, and :::snap::: all the tins are gone. ::