My Spouse Threw Away My Meer

[markus]

My wife would never do that to me.... and I wouldn't be married to someone that would!!!

 

[puff_not_snuff]

Leave your hands off my pipes, and I will leave my hands off your shoes. A simple pact!

PipesAndScotch, I hope this doesn't give you any ideas!

Serial shoe snatcher targets women on city streets

A serial shoe snatcher is stealing shoes off of women walking on the streets of New York City.

www.fox5ny.com

 

[dctune]

 

[anotherbob]

my question for all the I'd leave. If you're wife was sick and the only way you could get her the treatment to not be sick was to sell a pipe of yours. How mad would you really be if she sold it when you were inaccessible? I am not saying you'd be happy, but would it be the same thing as she just doesn't like the pipe. Additionally we're clearly not talking a favorite pipe either, heck it's not even one you picked out or bought. So is it still the same thing?

 

[Searock Fan]

I woman is just a woman, but a good pipe is a smoke!

 

[SaxonX]

Enough said ..... ?

 

[JOHN72]

When my second wife came to live in my house, she threw a lot of my things in the garbage, without asking me first. Oh yes, there was sexy lingerie from my first wife, among other things. Well, you know, before a new love enters your home, hide everything you can, or you will be lost.

 

[condorlover1]

I would do the following immediately:
1. Insure all your pipes
2. Change the locks on the house
3. Register at one of the many 'Mail Order' bride services an acquire a new partner. Something from the Far East or Eastern Europe but always 'try' before you buy!

 

[crashthegrey]

I forget how weird this forum can get when I disappear for a bit. A post about a meer that is really about love, but a meer found in a laundry room but found in a dumpster by the original owner, maybe. I won't even touch living on a spouse's lease. Just wow.

 

[The Amish Tyrant]

You know upon reflection you could just become a homosexual and find a new friend called Basil or something who is also a pipe smoker. Your pipes would be safe, you would get incredibly good taste in interior decor and you would still get your laundry done weekly. Sounds like a winner!

If my current relationship goes south, I have considered playing for the away team.

You like watching sports, me too. High five.

You want a sandwich, me too. High five.

You're thinking about nothing, me too. High five.

However, one of us will have to shave.

 

[simong]

You know upon reflection you could just become a homosexual and find a new friend called Basil or something who is also a pipe smoker. Your pipes would be safe, you would get incredibly good taste in interior decor and you would still get your laundry done weekly. Sounds like a winner!

If you say so! Lol
Sounds like it'd be a right royal pain in the arse to me.?
I think your previous suggestion of a mail order bride would be the sensible & decent thing to do.

 

[NC TX ID pipeman]

Most womens are unpredictable and have no respect, honor..I used to always trusted them and they always let me down in most unpredictable way...so I keep them in safe distance now and no they can not mess with my stuff...it is a respect what they need to learn...

 

[chopper]

When my second wife came to live in my house, she threw a lot of my things in the garbage, without asking me first. Oh yes, there was sexy lingerie from my first wife, among other things. Well, you know, before a new love enters your home, hide everything you can, or you will be lost. View attachment 150397

Wife #2 ? I see the problem there; you didn't learn your lesson the first time huh?

That would be the shortest live-in relationship of my life if I was ever treated with such disrespect.
Her stuff would have been packed and put outside the front door and the locks changed without hesitation.

With all due respect John, I hope you managed to get your testicles back.

 

[chopper]

If you say so! Lol
Sounds like it'd be a right royal pain in the arse to me.?
I think your previous suggestion of a mail order bride would be the sensible & decent thing to do.

A mail order bride? Gee, I'm not so sure about that . . . . .

 

[Searock Fan]

I hear there is a great dating site called "anything for a green card dot com".