Jean Shorts

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An abomination of a fad from the mid 1990's. They made huge blue jeans. The brand is pronounced "jinko" but stylized as "JNCO." Famous for their absurdly wide leg jeans. The pics below are about as bad as they got, though in fairness there were a bunch that weren't nearly that huge.

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THESE ARE KIKWEAR BRO.

I had quite a few pair though none that actually flared out like that lol

 

[lawdawg]

THESE ARE KIKWEAR BRO.

I had quite a few pair though none that actually flared out like that lol

Solid memory, 10/10. Apparently I've forgotten the finer points of late 90's raver style... Kikwear Phat Pants!

 

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Solid memory, 10/10.

Don’t ask me how that happened... drugs are a helluva thing brah.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I only wear shoes when I'm forced to, otherwise its flip flops.. I'll even do socks with them on those two or three cold days we have.

 

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[doug535]

I only wear shoes when I'm forced to, otherwise its flip flops.. I'll even do socks with them on those two or three cold days we have.

Still don't do the socks n sandals/flops, but I'm like you, as soon as I get home its either flops or bare feet.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

If you wear jean shorts you're an ass.

 

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Barefoot outside here is torture. The ground is like spikes and the cement has all sorts of sticks or acorn debris. Or tiny ass rocks.

 

[doug535]

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the MFing boat

 

[Old School 3319]

Barefoot outside here is torture. The ground is like spikes and the cement has all sorts of sticks or acorn debris. Or tiny ass rocks.

My kids run around barefoot all the time they can walk across the gravel drive no problem. I never go barefoot

 

[Old School 3319]

THESE ARE KIKWEAR BRO.

I had quite a few pair though none that actually flared out like that lol

You never wore your clothes backwards did you

 

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You never wore your clothes backwards did you

MAYBE. BECAUSE KRIS KROSS MADE ME JUMP JUMP. I WAS TOTALLY KROSSED OUT.

 

[lawdawg]

I only wear shoes when I'm forced to, otherwise its flip flops.. I'll even do socks with them on those two or three cold days we have.

I wear flip flops here all summer. There is an old "men should not wear sandals" thing that still persists. I kind of get it, sort of like seeing a man in a suit every day then seeing him in his pajamas. If you know any men in a position of authority, like serious businessmen, construction foremen, military servicemen, etc., just think of them in a pair of flip flops - it would be a little harder to take them seriously. In any event, I'd rather not have my feet be a stinking sweating mess, and I appreciate the minimalism of the flip flop, so they are my go-to summertime footwear.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I wear flip flops here all summer. There is an old "men should not wear sandals" thing that still persists. I kind of get it, sort of like seeing a man in a suit every day then seeing him in his pajamas. If you know any men in a position of authority, like serious businessmen, construction foremen, military servicemen, etc., just think of them in a pair of flip flops - it would be a little harder to take them seriously. In any event, I'd rather not have my feet be a stinking sweating mess, and I appreciate the minimalism of the flip flop, so they are my go-to summertime footwear.

Haha yep flip flops are simple as hell.

I guess what you're describing is like how it's terrible to be seen in a shirt, no pants, but with socks.. It's the biggest disadvantage a man can be caught in.

 

[canucklehead]

I wear socks in crocs, wool socks in crocs in the winter.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

IS JOKES, YES?

Oh I know. But, isn't it more fun to elicit an angry response? I mean, sure I could have been all... please don't pick on me, poor me. But, I figured it was better to just shoot from the hip and let the cards land where they may.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Barefoot outside here is torture.

I am also barefoot throughout most of the summers here. But, in growing up running around like that, I can now jog on asphalt barefoot. The soles of my feet are almost as tough as my pipesmoking tongue.

 

[doug535]

I wear flip flops here all summer. There is an old "men should not wear sandals" thing that still persists. I kind of get it, sort of like seeing a man in a suit every day then seeing him in his pajamas. If you know any men in a position of authority, like serious businessmen, construction foremen, military servicemen, etc., just think of them in a pair of flip flops - it would be a little harder to take them seriously. In any event, I'd rather not have my feet be a stinking sweating mess, and I appreciate the minimalism of the flip flop, so they are my go-to summertime footwear.

Yup, although I did wear proper dress shoes when I got married, as soon as we were done with the pictures afterwards, I donned my flip flops with the suit. Got pictures to prove it too

 

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[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Yup, although I did wear proper dress shoes when I got married, as soon as we were done with the pictures afterwards, I donned my flip flops with the suit. Got pictures to prove it too

I wore flip flops.. You gotta maintain expectations.