Aha, BROBS has chicken legs, that's why he doesn't like them. I, on the other hand do NOT have chicken legs.
If I put on a pair of skinny jeans.... wait, I couldn't put on a pair of skinny jeans!Jean Shorts
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If I put on a pair of skinny jeans.... wait, I couldn't put on a pair of skinny jeans!
They stretch bro. ?Aha, BROBS has chicken legs, that's why he doesn't like them. I, on the other hand do NOT have chicken legs.
And yeah I’m skinny so what. BONEHAMMER
These are the jean shorts that I wear.
Have you been spying on me?
Nothing wrong with a pair of knee long Lewis imho.
There are some seasons in some climates where shorts are not optional, so you need to minimize the damage if you can. There were actually Navy officer shorts that went with khaki uniforms, but I wasn't an officer, so didn't have that problem. There was no part of the enlisted sea bag that were shorts except underwear and a drab gray swim suit. In my twenties, I think I wore some "cut offs," and in later years, drag on some chino and cargo shorts when heat requires it. Men are destined to make clothing mistakes -- cowboy hats with sports jerseys, loafers with overalls, bolo ties with suits. Mostly, if you have a wife, trust her. The old joke: "I'll wear any damned thing I want to wear. What do I want to wear, honey?" Except as in brad's case with the overall cut-offs -- no, no, and no. On the other hand, dress codes and "unspoken" rules can be tyrannical, so sometimes you just have to wear socks with sandals or something that crosses the line, just to irritate anyone who cares too much about that stuff. At some mystical point on the time line, young people don't care what you wear, or for that matter, what you say, so take full and terrible advantage of that.
I was very fornutate, my neighbor was head man for Men’s wear in biggest Dept store in Baton Rouge, he and wife outfitted me, never has to go to the store, wife told him what I needed, even brought it home. Paid him in cash, and seafood gifts for his troubles. He knew I liked earth tones, subtle colors and my wife has very good taste, but cutoff overalls, like MSO NO NO NO.
I still get play in those by the way. That's all.
Yep, I've seen those skinny getaway sticks.
Lol. If I didn’t know who he was I’d figure Gay pornstar.
I can't wear skinny jeans. I have to buy regular jeans about three sizes too big for them to fit. I always have baggy pants. Yes I am from the thunder thighs tribe.
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