You forgot dick frostbite. Those trips outside to make room for more beer were unbearable with the windchill.Whoa whoa whoa! Who said we didn’t catch anything??
I almost caught the shanty on fire, caught a nicotine buzz, caught a migraine and relief, caught emphysema from cooking on a camp grill inside the shanty, caught a glimpse of an unfortunate snow-machiner dumping his entire load of firewood and then not realizing it until he was a mile away, and caught shit from my wife for getting home at 2:15am!