Sadly,
I cannot grow a beard,
it just ain't in my genes.
I've always worn a goatee though, and at one time had a 'stache, but shaved it off eventually because it just didn't look right on me...
...from quite a few years back:
I used to do a split type 'o thing and make curlies like a pseudo-Hasidic style, both with the goat and the burns, but I don't bother with doing that anymore...
Oh,
haha,
the above pix are from a time when I had a skateboarding accident and did a massive faceplant, resulting in some gnarly facial road rash...it was all Kahlo the Dog's fault (my sisters dog) as I was "walking" him, riding my board at speed and allowing him a full gallop (which he was obviously thoroughly enjoying), but then he was suddenly spooked by an oncoming car and ran off the road into a grassy yard which resulted in me being flung off my speeding board face-first into the unforgiving asphalt!
...and because 'ol Kahlo is sitting in the drivers seat of my beloved '86 Saab 900 turbo,
here's a couple more gratuitous shots of it!
:P
Note the Minilite wheels, rally steering wheel, mudflaps, manual roll up windows, and cavernous cargo space --- ain't nuthin' else like a good 'ol classic OG Saab!
8)