Hey, all! Let me give you an update, so as to avoid disappointment.
The first smoke from my Hobbit pipe was cool and dry. I used (as per the instructions) only a tiny bit of tobacco. After that, though, it got real nasty!
At which point I remembered stanlaurel saying that he didn't like his much at the very beginning, either. That gave me the confidence to continue smoking it once a day, and it's starting to come around.
I don't know exactly what the issue is. It's almost like moisture was trapped in the wood, being released into the smoke. Yeah, I know that's unlikely, but that's what it FELT like. Starting with my second smoke, I got mouthfuls of hot, stinky steam! Kinda like the one Dr. Grabo I broke in.
Anyway, it's getting good now, but I hadn't posted since mentioning how wonderful my first smoke was.
You all may have better luck than I did, but don't give up if the break in is a little rough.