Rocky Mountain Oysters
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One day a man goes to a Spanish restaurant and orders a meal. While his meal is being prepared, he smells something amazing coming from the table next to him.
He looks over and sees a man eating a meatball dish, so he asks a waiter what that dish is:
"That is a dish made from bull testicles, very exquisite."
"Can I cancel my order and have that instead please?"
"I am sorry sir, but we only get those once a week after the bullfights, you can reserve next week's if you wish?"
"Sure."
So the man waits all week and he can't get that smell out of his head, until finally the meal is in front of him.
It was a little smaller than he remembered, but the taste more than made up for it, savoring every bite. When he finished the waiter came to him and asked:
"Was everything to your standard, sir?"
"Yes, thank you, I could have sworn they were bigger last week though...?"
"Ahh, yes sir, that is... you see... a problem... sometimes the bull wins"