Describe yourself as a pipe, sort of like this:
Straight smooth billiard, probably from the forties, some chatter, charred at the brim,
minor damage from reaming, no visible repairs needed, inconspicuous fills, reasonably
clean; we think this was a house pipe made by a major brand but sold unstamped.
Passes the pipe cleaner test and is a good sitter.
Okay, someone has to be a bulldog, and someone else has to be a tomato, let's say.
Or do your own thing.
Straight smooth billiard, probably from the forties, some chatter, charred at the brim,
minor damage from reaming, no visible repairs needed, inconspicuous fills, reasonably
clean; we think this was a house pipe made by a major brand but sold unstamped.
Passes the pipe cleaner test and is a good sitter.
Okay, someone has to be a bulldog, and someone else has to be a tomato, let's say.
Or do your own thing.