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mso489

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Feb 21, 2013
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Describe yourself as a pipe, sort of like this:

Straight smooth billiard, probably from the forties, some chatter, charred at the brim,

minor damage from reaming, no visible repairs needed, inconspicuous fills, reasonably

clean; we think this was a house pipe made by a major brand but sold unstamped.

Passes the pipe cleaner test and is a good sitter.
Okay, someone has to be a bulldog, and someone else has to be a tomato, let's say.

Or do your own thing.

 

cosmicfolklore

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I'm a stacked billiard, straight, tall, long, and in it for the long haul. Pack me too tight, and I'll burn you. But, filled correctly, I'm an easy draw. Rustic, but with a little creative stemwork in all the right places. I'm probably an aro burner, because the ladies find me irresistible :wink:

 

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sablebrush52

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I'd describe myself as a pot. Some would say I've gone to pot. I would say that I'm decidedly unfashionable, but very dependable and able to work well with a wide variation of circumstances.

 

irish

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Just a plain ole straight billiard . Nothing fancy , no gold , no silver, not much to look at but I got it wear it counts . Never let you down , always here for you . :puffpipe:

 

petes03

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A heavily ghosted, nearly burnt out, over reamed bulldog with a busted stem and cracked shank.

 

virginiacob

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Definitely a cob. Little rough on the outside, no frills, nothing fancy, but easy-going and dependable each and every time.


 

taerin

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Between this and "describe your 4th best pipe," I can honestly say you've lost your sanity :) Pipe smoking seems to have this effect on us for some reason...

 

mso489

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Eric, in what's left of my mind, I think I'm just keeping things lively and thinking outside the box,

but some of my jive should probably be kept in the box. Anyway, some members seem amused.

So, what kind of a pipe are you? (And what's your fourth best pipe?)

 

cosmicfolklore

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It beats answering (or watching someone answer) the same newbie questions, over and over. "Why won't it stay lit?" "What is tobacco?" "Which end do I suck on?"
It's good to grease the creative wheels occasionally. It gives a wider genre of our group something to talk about, and it gives the rest something to snark at.
Today, I kinda feel churchwarden-ish, great to point with, preachy, and almost never found in a church :D

 

yaddy306

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I don't know what kind of pipe I am, but I know my filter doesn’t always work.

 
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