Please take the OP with a pinch of salt; I think Jay must be heavily into his beer consignment, LOL!
Global warming is not a myth. Global warming is real. Global warming is happening. Global warming is happening right here, in Auld Reekie in Scotland.
Three hundred days of blistering sunshine a year gets a man down, and by ten of the clock one can fry eggs on the sidewalk. It is far too hot for Jocksmen to wear anything under the kilt, perhaps just frilly silk panties for very formal occasions (i.e. in the presence of royalty when the Levanto doth blow from the south).
Moreover, the aridity! – mah nose is bleedin’ an’ the skin of mah bleedin’ knuckles is cracked and bleedin’…………..
Oops, I must have nodded off and been dreaming of when I lived in Colorado.
It is actually pishin’ doon here the noo!! LOL
