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  1. Servant King

    Ok You Smoke A Pipe

    "Problem? Ugh, if it was just one, I'd be a lucky man." -the late Richard Lewis
  2. Servant King

    Evil

    Make sure you sign them all up to receive the P&C catalog. Eventually they'll have enough to construct a makeshift blanket, not to mention knowing precisely when Stewie's b-day is.
  3. Servant King

    Luxury Bullseye Flake, 5 yrs old

    LBF = Low Ball Fireground
  4. Servant King

    Luxury Bullseye Flake, 5 yrs old

    Take a number. It's bidding war time!
  5. Servant King

    Ashtray

    Wifey isn't a fan. "There's no room to rest my cigarillo!" was all I heard for weeks subsequently. But it's a decent piece, and the Sutliff emblem is a haunting reminder of the carnage left in STG's wake.
  6. Servant King

    Mac Baren Stockton 2024

    Nope. Just gawked! I'm all set on baccy anyway.
  7. Servant King

    Mac Baren Stockton 2024

    Did I really just see this come back in stock this morning on SP? It seemed like it was literally for five minutes or so, but I distinctly saw it in stock, and at $18 a pop with a 16 tin limit. Is this true, or should I be checking myself into a sanitarium today? (I know I'm walking right into...
  8. Servant King

    CANADA lots for sale 9/26/2025

    And you posted on the 26th, nine days into the future. All the more impressive!
  9. Servant King

    Luxury Bullseye Flake, 5 yrs old

    Same here, sitting on a pound sealed in mylar and a 16 oz. jar filled loosely to the top. Probably about one and a quarter pounds in all, which I have left alone to marinate for the requisite time, just to see what all the hubbub is about. I'm about two years or so into my wait...these are going...
  10. Servant King

    Bad Timing

    Best to keep an eye on her anyway, just in case. That new Henkels knife set and the Lorena Bobbitt biography she ordered might seem innocuous enough, but sometimes people can get the wrong idea and let their imagination run wild. Some iron underpants might be a good investment. Or...
  11. Servant King

    ***What Are You Smoking, September 2025?***

    Got a new roof today, and celebrated (really just celebrating the fact that nothing got destroyed today, which these days is a goddamn miracle in and of itself) with a first-time try of Missouri Meerschaum Missouri Malta (so much for brevity on my jar label, gotta cram that s**t in) in my...
  12. Servant King

    No Wonder the Aliens are Content to Watch Instead of Invade

    You lost me at "prison in Zambia."
  13. Servant King

    As Good as It Gets

    H&H in its entirety is gone. All of us were hoping for a neat little skin graft from STG. Instead we got disembowelment with a dull blade. :(
  14. Servant King

    Forum Error

    Gotten this one before, but not today. I always figured it was the mods' nice way of saying to me thanks for being a member, but we've had it with your sarcastic humor and obnoxious jokes. 🤷‍♂️
  15. Servant King

    Strange Object In The Sky

    George Carlin referred to them as "nasholes" for a reason... 🤭
  16. Servant King

    Revisiting the Question of Tinder Box Tobacco Trade Names

    Back then, the US dollar had about....oh, I don't know...a trillion percent more purchasing power than it does today! Nostalgia indeed.
  17. Servant King

    ***What Are You Smoking, September 2025?***

    Been chilly all week, so I was all too eager to bundle up (or at least the SoCal equivalent) and enjoy Mac Baren Symphony in my burley pipe, a Savinelli Porto Cervo 122 rusticated bent pot. Like a ready rubbed version of their Navy Flake, but a little sweeter. 9/10 Bird report: House finch...
  18. Servant King

    NYT Spelling Bee

    Make it happen Bartender Brad! ;)
  19. Servant King

    NYT Spelling Bee

    Well I wouldn't say I'm looking for bullshit, per se. These days, it tends to do an exemplary job of looking for (and finding) me instead. At least I got to use the word tobacco. I should probably be happy with that and call it a day. Small victories!