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  1. Servant King

    Doctors

    I would entrust Jeffrey Dahmer with my health before a mainstream doctor. The end result would be more or less the same, but at least I'd have one more interesting story to tell in the afterlife...
  2. Servant King

    Andre the Giant

    Is that Muttnchop Piper in his salad days?
  3. Servant King

    House Hunters On HGTV

    Always felt that shows like that really ruined the whole experience, and greatly contributed to the housing bubble (the last one too, but to a greater degree this one). At this point in time, wifey and I have absolutely no interest in renting an overpriced, depreciating liability from a...
  4. Servant King

    Aromatics are Not for the Pipe-Smoker

    Just the term "aromatics" is, in my view, painting with too broad a brush. So now we have the PG laden "goopers" being lumped in with something like Ashton Winding Road, for example. A very light and mild blend, having a vanilla topping that is certainly on the fainter end of the spectrum. Yet...
  5. Servant King

    Finding Pipes Where They Shouldn't Be

    Gives a whole new meaning to the term, "to infinity and beyond!" ;)
  6. Servant King

    What’s Your Favorite Esoterica/Germain’s Blend?

    I've tried most of the Esoterica line, perhaps 14 of the 18 blends, and I'd give the gold medal to Dorchester, by far. Stonehaven gets silver, and bronze would be a toss-up between Scarborough and Brighton.
  7. Servant King

    Crop Circles

    I think it's a feature on Photoshop.
  8. Servant King

    What Are You Listening to? - July, 2025

    Cocteau Twins - Fotzepolitic, from Heaven or Las Vegas (1990).
  9. Servant King

    What Is Your Craziest

    I was full-on Lemmy/Frank Zappa for the better part of three years in my early-to-mid 20s, chops and all. Outgrew it, I guess. Went with a Don Draper/Morrissey hybrid about 15 years ago, and haven't looked back since.
  10. Servant King

    To All LA Residents (Los Angeles, not Louisiana)

    C&D Secret Other Family Flake? (small batch)
  11. Servant King

    To All LA Residents (Los Angeles, not Louisiana)

    Don't be a pederast. :)
  12. Servant King

    To All LA Residents (Los Angeles, not Louisiana)

    It's for the best. Can't have you there driving all the chicks away with that Mixture 79 room note. And don't give me that I'm-mixing-it-with-a-little-bit-of-Sutliff-TS-20-now excuse again. I can't afford another demand letter from the Poison Control Center's legal team threatening to collect...
  13. Servant King

    To All LA Residents (Los Angeles, not Louisiana)

    Not really a pipe event, but... My good friend is holding his record release show at Healing Force Of The Universe, a record store in the heart of Pasadena. I've known him for over 20 years, played in two different bands together during my time as a derelict musician, and when he asked me to...
  14. Servant King

    All Things Come To An End

    Title made me think for a moment this was a suicide note or something. Glad to see it's not. Enjoy your retirement with your pipes in the forest far away from Burbank!
  15. Servant King

    A long lunch today

    That's the ideal way to smuggle such things. The alternative method is...well, let's just say it's not Plan A, even though it begins with that letter... 😬
  16. Servant King

    TAD Acquisitions 2025

    Check with the manufacturer...she probably still has some trade-in value. Upgrade to a newer model and all that. They usually need a new muffler past a certain age anyway. Now cars, on the other hand... 🤪
  17. Servant King

    Ok Watching Diners, Drive In and Dives

    I concur. Guy Fieri probably has a list of intestinal parasites that would dwarf all our cellar spreadsheets combined. 😵