I'd have to choose plain old scrambled...with ketchup. I always get a good laugh out of the ketchup on eggs debate. To some it's revolting, to others it is divine. Kinda like pineapple on pizza but I digress...
I'm another one of those guys who enjoys the pipe but doesn't care for the nicotine. I don't get much from nicotine except for a tightness in my throat and a queasiness if I push it too far. If nicotine happened to magically vanish from all blends it would change nothing for me. I've never felt...
Looking through everyone's replies I feel like I could sub in a majority of the choices and still be content. Despite all of the regulations and loss of brands squeezing down on us, I think we're pretty darn lucky to have such a variety of blends to choose from.