For Fathers day, my son tried to be a good son and get hip Pop some Pipe Tobacco. He brings me a cob, a tool and a bag of Paladin Black Cherry, I was pleased that he made the effort. It was a good day for sure.
After he left, I thought I would go on Tobacco Reviews and read what the "experts" had to say. Here was the first one to pop up...
Shame that one cannot give negative stars. This is the exact brand of tobacco that Lucifer gives people in Hades to smoke. If you made the terrorists smoke this godawful mess, they'd gladly turn in their own mothers. I believe that I would enjoy smoking fresh cow dung more than this crap. I hate this blend so very much that I created an account here primarily to review this atrosicity and to let you all know just how much that I abhor it. It is bland, boring, cough syrup nonsense. If you put it into a briar, you will quickly discover that you need to call a Pastor, a Priest, or a member of clergy to perform an exorcism of your pipe; your average cleaning and salt-and-Everclear cleansing will need help of a divine nature.
If someone offers you a bowl or a pouch of Paladin Black Cherry, know that they are doing so because they hate you. Run fast, run far, just run.
Pipe Used: MM Legend Cob, Various Briar
Age When Smoked: New
Purchased From: Local B&M
Similar Blends: A slow and painful death..
I was on the floor laughing. Someone talented person took the time to write this epic. I applaud the effort. I know that there are some hysterical reviews, by some very creative people, about some very bad blends.
Any other "tobacco review prose" that made you chuckle?
After he left, I thought I would go on Tobacco Reviews and read what the "experts" had to say. Here was the first one to pop up...
Shame that one cannot give negative stars. This is the exact brand of tobacco that Lucifer gives people in Hades to smoke. If you made the terrorists smoke this godawful mess, they'd gladly turn in their own mothers. I believe that I would enjoy smoking fresh cow dung more than this crap. I hate this blend so very much that I created an account here primarily to review this atrosicity and to let you all know just how much that I abhor it. It is bland, boring, cough syrup nonsense. If you put it into a briar, you will quickly discover that you need to call a Pastor, a Priest, or a member of clergy to perform an exorcism of your pipe; your average cleaning and salt-and-Everclear cleansing will need help of a divine nature.
If someone offers you a bowl or a pouch of Paladin Black Cherry, know that they are doing so because they hate you. Run fast, run far, just run.
Pipe Used: MM Legend Cob, Various Briar
Age When Smoked: New
Purchased From: Local B&M
Similar Blends: A slow and painful death..
I was on the floor laughing. Someone talented person took the time to write this epic. I applaud the effort. I know that there are some hysterical reviews, by some very creative people, about some very bad blends.
Any other "tobacco review prose" that made you chuckle?