You must be a pipe smoker

chispa

Can't Leave

Sep 18, 2011

300

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• Dec 28, 2011

• #1

If you walk around sniffing your mustache... You must be a pipe smoker.

 

chispa

Can't Leave

Sep 18, 2011

300

6

• Dec 28, 2011

• #2

If your pants are covered with round circles of ash from wiping off your tamper.... you must be a pipesmoker

 

nsfisher

Lifer

Nov 26, 2011

3,566

22

Nova Scotia, Canada

• Dec 28, 2011

• #3

if ur index finger is slightly discolored and calloused on tip.... u must be a pipe smoker

 

jameral

Part of the Furniture Now

Nov 29, 2011

700

0

San Mateo

• Dec 28, 2011

• #4

If your tobacco cellar is better stocked than your pantry...you must be a pipe smoker

 

weezell

Lifer

Oct 12, 2011

13,653

49,171

• Dec 28, 2011

• #5

If your coat pockets are full of ashes and small burn holes,you must be a pipe smoker 8O

 

igloo

Lifer

Jan 17, 2010

4,083

5

woodlands tx

• Dec 28, 2011

• #6

When the word cake does not remind you of food .

 

bootlegbonvivant

Lifer

Nov 14, 2009

1,194

2

Flowery Branch, GA

• Dec 28, 2011

• #7

When you start carrying a flask of alcohol for pipe cleaning rather than drinking...

 

bootlegbonvivant

Lifer

Nov 14, 2009

1,194

2

Flowery Branch, GA

• Dec 28, 2011

• #8

You might be a pipe smoker when you finally figure out how to pronounce latakia.

 

pipeninjamaster

Lurker

Oct 25, 2011

44

0

Ephrata

• Dec 28, 2011

• #9

If you pick up the pieces of tobacco off the floor before cleaning up the coffee you spilled...you must be a pipesmoker

 

nsfisher

Lifer

Nov 26, 2011

3,566

22

Nova Scotia, Canada

• Dec 28, 2011

• #10

This may not be appropriate but i cant resist;
If u would rather smoke ur pipe than have ur pipe smoked......

 

sherlock

Can't Leave

Aug 21, 2011

464

7

• Dec 28, 2011

• #11

When you actually use pipe cleaners to clean a pipe instead of in crafts for your kids.

 

rhogg

Can't Leave

Jun 14, 2011

443

2

• Dec 29, 2011

• #12

If you smole cigars to see if you can find one that is actually that is as good as a pipe.

 

rhogg

Can't Leave

Jun 14, 2011

443

2

• Dec 29, 2011

• #13

Your wife gets mad at you for your ever expanding collection, but buys you tobacco products for Christmas.

 

rhogg

Can't Leave

Jun 14, 2011

443

2

• Dec 29, 2011

• #14

If the only foreign products you mean to buy are made of briar.

 

pstlpkr

Lifer

Dec 14, 2009

9,694

31

Birmingham, AL

• Dec 29, 2011

• #15

:rofl:
If you know that an Oom Paul doesn't make candy.
I know that was bad.

 

rhogg

Can't Leave

Jun 14, 2011

443

2

• Dec 29, 2011

• #16

If getting hiccups is a sign of success!

 

rhogg

Can't Leave

Jun 14, 2011

443

2

• Dec 29, 2011

• #17

If getting hiccups is a sign of success!

 

igloo

Lifer

Jan 17, 2010

4,083

5

woodlands tx

• Dec 29, 2011

• #18

If you cellar is not underground .

 

tobakenist

Lifer

Jun 16, 2011

1,837

1,779

69

Middle England

• Dec 29, 2011

• #19

If you spend hours on this Forum. :nana:

 

matchstickman

Lifer

Jul 15, 2011

2,363

31

• Dec 29, 2011

• #20

If you hear the phrase "B&M" and don't immediately have a disgusting thought about your Grandfather, you must be a pipe smoker.