You must be a pipe smoker

[hobojoe]

When you go around sipping through your lips and no pipe.

When your index finger is the only one going up and down in tamping style.

Joe

 

[rigmedic1]

You miss your pipe more than your wife...

 

[hobojoe]

Rig, I was wondering who that person was cleaning up the tobacco

scraps and say something I didn't recognize.

Wife !!! When did I make that mistake. Drinking the pipe cleaning fluid

again.

Joe

 

[mluyckx]

If you see a piece of left-over wood and wonder how you can turn it into a pipe or pipe rack.

 

[mluyckx]

When the word "rack" makes you think of pipes first, well endowed women second :rofl:

 

[mluyckx]

When you use Q-tips to clean pipes and a Czech tool to clean your ears

 

[pipeinhand]

When your wife says to get some air freshener and you buy a nice aromatic, you might be a pipe smoker.

 

[mjtannen]

When your favorite after shave and cologne is Latakia por homme.

 

[dburrows]

When you start carrying a flask of alcohol for pipe cleaning rather than drinking...

That's great. I have a picture of my tobacco cabinet and a bottle of Everclear in the back. A coworker of mine is a cigar smoker and when I showed him the picture he immediately asked what went best with Everclear. I replied 'I have no idea'

 

[ace57]

When You enjoy looking at another mans pipe, You are a pipe smoker.

 

[seakayak]

If you find yourself standing outside your office in the dark a half hour past quitting time to finish off a bowl of tobacco started at lunch you are deffinity a pipe smoker.

 

[pipeinhand]

Ace, I had to snicker when I read yours. Yes, I am 10.

 

[smokenscotch]

When every time you plan a trip or even out of town visit with someone, you google all the pipe or tobacco shops to make sure you can sneak in a visit.

 

[spartan]

If Virginia is a state second, and a Tobacco first; you might be a pipe smoker.

 

[mluyckx]

Smokenscotch: so true !!

 

[ontario]

You are a pipe smoker when you understood each one of these posts

 

[baronsamedi]

When people can't find a picture of you where you don't have a pipe sticking out of your face and your head partially obscured by smoke.

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

When you have more pipes and jars of tobacco laying around the house than you do nick-knacks.

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

When you have lighters and/or matches stashed in every car and next to every location you could possibly smoke a pipe.

 

[igloo]

When you think of tin a a container and not roofing .