You must be a pipe smoker

[chispa]

If you walk around sniffing your mustache... You must be a pipe smoker.

 

[chispa]

If your pants are covered with round circles of ash from wiping off your tamper.... you must be a pipesmoker

 

[nsfisher]

if ur index finger is slightly discolored and calloused on tip.... u must be a pipe smoker

 

[jameral]

If your tobacco cellar is better stocked than your pantry...you must be a pipe smoker

 

[weezell]

If your coat pockets are full of ashes and small burn holes,you must be a pipe smoker 8O

 

[igloo]

When the word cake does not remind you of food .

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

When you start carrying a flask of alcohol for pipe cleaning rather than drinking...

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

You might be a pipe smoker when you finally figure out how to pronounce latakia.

 

[pipeninjamaster]

If you pick up the pieces of tobacco off the floor before cleaning up the coffee you spilled...you must be a pipesmoker

 

[nsfisher]

This may not be appropriate but i cant resist;
If u would rather smoke ur pipe than have ur pipe smoked......

 

[sherlock]

When you actually use pipe cleaners to clean a pipe instead of in crafts for your kids.

 

[rhogg]

If you smole cigars to see if you can find one that is actually that is as good as a pipe.

 

[rhogg]

Your wife gets mad at you for your ever expanding collection, but buys you tobacco products for Christmas.

 

[rhogg]

If the only foreign products you mean to buy are made of briar.

 

[pstlpkr]

:rofl:
If you know that an Oom Paul doesn't make candy.
I know that was bad.

 

[rhogg]

If getting hiccups is a sign of success!

 

[rhogg]

If getting hiccups is a sign of success!

 

[igloo]

If you cellar is not underground .

 

[tobakenist]

If you spend hours on this Forum. :nana:

 

[matchstickman]

If you hear the phrase "B&M" and don't immediately have a disgusting thought about your Grandfather, you must be a pipe smoker.