You must be a pipe smoker

[locopony]

When I pretty young thing comes and sits beside you at the bar because, "You smell like my papaw". And you are not insulted, but understand.
I had a young thing chat me up all night because the aroma of my pipe.

 

[taerin]

When you steal the ashes from your father's cigar tray because your out of mud, you must be a pipesmoker. I just committed this one lol.

 

[ruraldean]

When you put on 25 lbs, grow a beard, use a fountain pen and start wearing "proper" hats (no caps), then you just HAVE to be a pipe smoker...

 

[spartan]

If you think beard growing/styling should be an olympic event...

 

[maduroman]

if your family and friends have an intervention because of your PAD and TAD....
and your wife has you commited when that fails because it's cheaper to have you commited than pay your pipe/tobacco bill.

 

[lazydog]

when you track all PAD & TAD purchases hourly and disagree with the routes they are taking. (No, St. Louis is always faster than Kansas City. Idiots}

 

[taerin]

LOL @ Lazydog, Good One! :rofl:

 

[crk69]

When the UPS driver hands your wife your most recent Tad/Pad purchase and asks if this one is hers because he has been at your residence several times this week you might be a pipe smoker... (happened friday, four for me, one for her...)