You set your alarm clock an hour earlier than you used to so you have enough time for a pipe with your morning cup of coffee :D
Just what are you smoking in that pipe, anyway? :laughat:-You are always one match away from going on vacation :D
That's a Sasquatch? I just thought he was in dire need of a shave! :lol:When you don't find anything unusual about an ad featuring a smoking Sasquatch.
You stop said sex when the pipe goes out to relight
:rofl:you find yourself saving the tiny umbrellas from the fruity drinks at the tiki bar so you can stick them in your pipe and still smoke on the back deck when it's raining without getting your tobacco wet