You Know You're a Pipe Smoker When.....

[jbbaldwin]

-You have used a pipe cleaner for its intended purpose

You've nearly beaten your 8-year-old niece after you find a bag's worth of them twisted into little animal shapes.

 

[snagstangl]

You get excited when you see someone beating out the conents of a grabow on the heal of their shoe, unsure if you are angered for the abuse or happy to see someone smoke a pipe.
Pipe cleaners show up everywhere! pants pockets, on the floor of your house, car, work.
You buy a pound of tobacco to "try it out".

 

[troutface]

You know from memory how many tins of six different tobaccos you need to order to get free shipping.

 

[bryanf]

When every day after everyone leaves the office building and you're alone, you say, "Screw it" and light up a bowl! No one's ever said a word...

 

[bryanf]

double post

 

[snagstangl]

The name "chenille stick" is an affront to you.

 

[lostandfound]

When every day after everyone leaves the office building and you're alone, you say, "Screw it" and light up a bowl! No one's ever said a word...

:clap:

 

[plank46]

You can't remember what's on tv anymore because you like to sit outside smoking your pipe

 

[hodirty]

When leaving the house you check for your pipe, and forget your keys

 

[hodirty]

Pipesmagazine.com is before your email in your favorites bar :D

 

[smokeybear]

When leaving the house you check for your pipe, and forget your keys

HAHA that one made me chuckle

 

[ssjones]

You can't remember what's on tv anymore because you like to sit outside smoking your pipe

Good one plank64. I enjoy Forumula 1 and when they switched tv coverage to NBCSports, I needed a special digital channel package and convertor with my cable company. I bought and installed that unit and paid the additional monthly charge. But, most races are on Sunday morning at 8 AM and I've missed the last few because it's been too darn nice outside not to be enjoying my pipe versus stuck in my family room watching television....

 

[plateauguy]

When you face your daughter's wrath and buy the grandkids bubble pipes so that they can smoke with Grampa.

 

[mso489]

When you know the shipping time to your residence for all the major pipe and tobacco sites.

 

[smokeybear]

When you have a whole wall in your man cave dedicated to pipes and pipe tobacco, even if you only have two pipes and a jar of OTC. LMAO

 

[blendtobac]

When you've lost more pipe nails and Czech tools than the number of shirts you own without burn holes.
Russ

 

[kyriefurro]

You're browsing the web (aka pipe and tobacco sites) and come to the conclusion that you're going to have to get a second job to be able to afford all the pipes you want.

 

[brian64]

Your wife breaks both your ankles and takes a hit out on you for buying a new pipe and you think, "It was worth it."

:rofl:

 

[phil22]

When you have a pre-rehearsed list of reasons you give your wife when she brings another box of tobacco in from the front porch and asks you "Honey, you didn't order more pipe tobacco did you? Don't you already have enough?"

 

[delkhouri]

When you hope your wife doesn't go into labor 3 weeks early forcing you to miss the pipe show.
(or when you ask your wife ahead of time that if she does go into labor early if she would mind if you made a quick trip to the pipe show anyway.... believe me I got into a lot of trouble over this one)