You Know You Have Too Much Tobacco When...

[craiginthecorn]

I'll start.
You know you have too much tobacco when you have it stashed in so many places that you can't find that half pound of Salty Dogs nor the pound of Lancer Slices you bought this last summer. Ay carumba!

 

[timt]

....when I lost interest in keeping track of how much I have.

 

[ray47]

When the wife doesn't speak to you for a week after she finds out you ordered more tobacco.

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

There is no such thing as too much tobacco.

 

[woodsroad]

You have to put Dunhill on sale for $7 a tin.

 

[peckinpahhombre]

. . . when your cellar shelves begin to bow from the weight of the tins.

 

[mikethompson]

When you measure the length of time it will take to smoke it all in lifetimes, not years.

 

[raevans]

Too much? That's like saying that you have too much bacon. Not possible.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Yep, no such thing. Even my wife has taken up pipe smoking and started her own cellar.

 

[mso489]

When you still haven't opened that exciting new blend you bought in 2009.

 

[robcapp]

I concur with MSO!

 

[jguss]

...your cellar has blends JimInks hasn’t heard of, much less reviewed.

 

[troutface]

When your holdings in McClelland are worth more than your holdings in Apple.

 

[jpmcwjr]

You wonder if you'll ever get to tins X, Y or Z, much less finish blends E to V.

 

[weezell]

.when I lost interest in keeping track of how much I have.

Yes!

When the wife doesn't speak to you for a week after she finds out you ordered more tobacco.

OHHhhh,she speaks, I just tone it out!... :D

 

[spartacus]

When you bought all the Mason jars in 3 Walmart's.

 

[techie]

When you have to ask your roommate to find a new place to live.

 

[loadclear]

1. When a month has gone by since a 7.0 earthquake, and you still haven't opened the tin cupboards out of fear of causing a calamity.
(checked the jar cupboards of course)
2. When you have Tin cupboards, jar cupboards, and tub cupboards.

 

[npod]

When women become interesting again

 

[beefeater33]

When you have to move the whiskey to find a place for the tins..............