You Know You Have Too Much Tobacco When...
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When you are trying to remodel the kids room for a storage cellar but have to wait until they move out! The kids are 9 years old...
...when you take four of the largest Rubbermaid containers of tinned tobacco to work to hide under your desk just to make room at home. Oh yeah, and to make your wife think you have less tobacco than you really have. :nana:
When somebody visits, and upon seeing all the tobacco in plain sight ask, "Geez, you think you got enough tobacco?" And then you chuckle, walk to the closet, and open the sliding doors.... "You were saying?" 8O :mrgreen:
When the tobacco consumption calculator says you have enough to last until you're 151 years old.
At the grocery store you pick up a can of soup and absentmindedly turn the cannister upside down to check for the year of tinning.
The purpose of a cellar is to have enough, but that turns into too much and then into outright hoarding. I;'m not a fan of greed but in the caae of a cellar, greed is good; thus you can never have enough tobacco.
When you buy a new blend to try and later realize you already had one in your cellar. You then rationalize this by thinking that it's not that you have too much tobacco, it's just your memory failing you. :mrgreen:
When there's people out there who haven't been able to try certain blends even once because you have bought them all just to keep them locked away in a basement... :nana:
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