I'll start. You know you have too much tobacco when you have it stashed in so many places that you can't find that half pound of Salty Dogs nor the pound of Lancer Slices you bought this last summer. Ay carumba!
1. When a month has gone by since a 7.0 earthquake, and you still haven't opened the tin cupboards out of fear of causing a calamity.
(checked the jar cupboards of course)
2. When you have Tin cupboards, jar cupboards, and tub cupboards.