You Inherited The Local Smoke Shop; But Now, You Must Rename It

[Servant King]

Sons & Dottles.

 

[shermnatman]

You called me??

It seems Billy has lots of ways to communicate with the departed; IF he wants to. - Sherm Natman

 

[gamzultovah]

and... two more bodies bite the dust, only in... The Twilight Zone - Sherm Natman
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I’ve met @hoosierpipeguy and he’s not a bad man....misunderstood, maybe? And he’s a Hoosier, so going to the corn field is no punishment at all...?

 

[olkofri]

You can't make Gojira go to the corn field, anyway. He goes only if he wants to, and he doesn't like cob pipes.

 

[olkofri]

You can't make Gojira go to the corn field, anyway. He goes only if he wants to, and he doesn't like cob pipes.

Hmm, maybe there's another name for a shop: The Unwashed Cobs.

 

[Grangerous]

Silence may be misinterpreted, misunderstood,
even appreciated,
But never misquoted.

In the Twilight Zone.

 

[gamzultovah]

Holly’s Non Plus Ultra “Like smoking your children’s powdered brains”

 

[condorlover1]

Pull out a stool and stuff the bowl!

 

[username]

Well if it’s the local shop it’s probably be some truth in advertising “bongs and vape and Ryo”

 

[warren]

"Thread Killer"! Finally, some recognition from the new guy. Now, I must live up to my new and affectionately, I'm sure, bestowed appellation. Many kind thanks, I shall not let you down.

 

[Grangerous]

"Thread Killer"! Finally, some recognition from the new guy. Now, I must live up to my new and affectionately, I'm sure, bestowed appellation. Many kind thanks, I shall not let you down.

You seldom do.

 

[tobefrank]

The Pipe Shop at the Edge of the Universe.

 

[mingc]

THE ORAL FIXATION

 

[Jacob74]

The Pipe Shop at the Edge of the Universe.

42 blends ready to go, no doubt!

 

[wyfbane]

I am tired, but I thought of Come on Baby Light My Briar. It may have been something I have seen before, though.

 

[The Amish Tyrant]

The Gym

Why? Because as my customers would come back home after spending an hour or so at my store, they could say to their angry wives, "I was at the Gym!"

I had a similar thought, but called The Library. Maybe add an oak bar with craft drinks and gourmet tapas and sandwiches served at oak barrel tables by servers dressed as librarians and school girls.

 

[didimauw]

I would take all the signs down, and cover the windows with curtains. Then smoke in peace. I wouldn't want a bunch of random people walking through my new man cave/smoking room, talking And bothering me.

However, "The chair on the left" I think would work.

 

[timelord]

I had a similar thought, but called The Library. Maybe add an oak bar with craft drinks and gourmet tapas and sandwiches served at oak barrel tables by servers dressed as librarians and school girls.

I used to frequent a pub in London call 'The Library'. Bat staff didn't match your description though

 

[Merton]

The Puffery: leather chairs, dark wood, big screen tv's, a nice gas fire...pipes, tobacco and cigars...of course, I live in Massachusetts where one would have to want to actually lose money and go bankrupt opening a place such as this.

 

[Zack Miller]

New Hampshire, where Baystaters go for fun.