You Inherited The Local Smoke Shop; But Now, You Must Rename It

[STP]

 

[mawnansmiff]

'The Briar And Leaf Emporium'.

Regards,

Jay.?.

 

[sablebrush52]

Ceci N'cest Pas Une Pipe Shoppe

 

[sablebrush52]

Smokin' Grotto

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

Free Pussy. That would result in every male within 200 miles visiting the shop. I would have some really cheap cigars rolled and banded with the store name so it wouldn't be false advertising.

 

[buzkirk]

The Black Duck

 

[BROBS]

Free Pussy. That would result in every male within 200 miles visiting the shop. I would have some really cheap cigars rolled and banded with the store name so it wouldn't be false advertising.

The logo can be a jailed feline.

 

[Old School 3319]

Codger Depot

 

[winton]

Peace & Quiet at Last

 

[captaincalabash]

The Haunted Pipe Shop
In the spirit of good times and good tobacco!

 

[stokesdale]

The Morning Phlegm

 

[shermnatman]

Free Pussy.

The Morning Phlegm

and... two more bodies bite the dust, only in... The Twilight Zone - Sherm Natman

 

[condorlover1]

Supreme Headquarters Aromatic Rubbed Tobacco

SHART? You would call the place essentially a 'Shit and a Fart'? Brilliant. I would be your first customer!

 

[condorlover1]

Pipe World!

 

[stokesdale]

Free Pussy. That would result in every male within 200 miles visiting the shop. I would have some really cheap cigars rolled and banded with the store name so it wouldn't be false advertising.

Assuming the shop gets in 400 customers a week...I don't know if I would want to be customer 392...

 

[warren]

"Building For Sale
Inventory Included
Inquire Within"

 

[briarbuck]

Embers

 

[rajangan]

Tienda de Curado

 

[trouttimes]

"Jimink's cellar"

 

[hauntedmyst]

My mind runs to mischief, so, my initial thought was that I would name my establishment, "Kiss My Ash."

I'm with you. My mind went to "Suck This" Marty Pulver is selling his old shops name which was "Sherlocks Haven" which I think was good.

"Jimink's cellar"

I thought about this the other day. When you read the sheer enormity and variety of what Jim smokes, two things came to mind: One was a barn that unfolds like James Bond's brief case that just keeps expanding and expanding. The other was the humongous storage facility at the end of Raiders, except I think Jim's is actually bigger.