This thread makes me think of those lines from a Jimmy Buffet song:
Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late.
Yes, I am a piper, one hundred years too late.
The stores don't sell tobacco, its all against the law
I'm an over 40 victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late