Worlds Slowest Race

[The Clay King]

Never give up. Never give in. And never make a promise you can't keep.

@The Amish Tyrant @brian64 How long do you think a 50 gram packet of pipe baccy would last the Clay King???
I notice the Condor packet in the clay pipe smoking championship video...
Everyone says the Clay King would smoke all the baccy and leave none for the competition
A clay pipe smoking competition would be fun with the Sealed Knot
Need to get someone else to give the starters orders and present the winner though so I wouldn't get disqualified; I'd love to organise a clay pipe smoking competition but feel I might be banned from competing if I'd organised it...
Maybe I could have one at a reenactment or pipe smokers meet.
Which tobacco do you think I should use for a clay pipe smoking competition???
Would be fun with the Sealed Knot

 

[The Clay King]

@brian64 @The Amish Tyrant @coming to_falling too @Chasing Embers
A further post from Egremont Crab Fair showing the clay pipe fast smoking competition:

https://www.facebook.com/EgremontCrabFairWorldGurningChampionships/photos/a.627591147281795/8222548207786013

I can see myself holding the trophy while wearing the redcoat uniform and smoking the clay pipe.
I think it's the same guy as in the video I previously posted:

Can you imagine the reaction if he meets the new pretender to the crown???
Going to put the Redcoat on and have another practice

 

[Coreios]

I would come in first out. lol

 

[The Clay King]

@brian64 @Chasing Embers @coming to_falling too @The Amish Tyrant The Clay King's intensive training for the British National Clay Pipe Smoking Championship requires a LOT of pipe baccy; need to make sure I don't smoke it all or I'll have none left for the re-enactments
7oz is a sample pack for the Clay King

 

[brian64]

@brian64 @The Amish Tyrant @coming to_falling too @Chasing Embers
A further post from Egremont Crab Fair showing the clay pipe fast smoking competition:

https://www.facebook.com/EgremontCrabFairWorldGurningChampionships/photos/a.627591147281795/8222548207786013

I can see myself holding the trophy while wearing the redcoat uniform and smoking the clay pipe.
I think it's the same guy as in the video I previously posted:

Can you imagine the reaction if he meets the new pretender to the crown???
Going to put the Redcoat on and have another practice

You must depose that Greencoat tyrant!

 

[The Clay King]

You must depose that Greencoat tyrant!

@brian64 Very good ; going to put the Redcoat on and smoke another clay. Need to keep practicing!

 

[The Amish Tyrant]

You must depose that Greencoat tyrant!

For the record, I do not wear a Greencastle. I mainly wear a lined hooded sweatshirt or my father's leather jacket.

 

[TN Jed]

@Chaukisch @Chasing Embers @brian64 @The Amish Tyrant Chugged a clay pipe of Clan in 40 seconds

If 40 seconds doesn't take home the trophy I'd be shocked. I can't even get my pipe lit in 40 seconds.

 

[The Clay King]

If 40 seconds doesn't take home the trophy I'd be shocked. I can't even get my pipe lit in 40 seconds.

@TN Jed @brian64 @The Amish Tyrant @Chasing Embers Going to wear the Redcoat!

 

[The Clay King]

@TN Jed @brian64 @The Amish Tyrant @coming to_falling too @Chasing Embers Just downed my clay pipe in 1 minute 10 seconds. I can down a clay pipe of Clan in under a minute
It takes a lot of pipe baccy to practice for clay pipe smoking competitions; would like to do a long slow smoulder to see how long I can keep it lit.
I think I have a good chance of beating Mr Greencoat; I don't know how he'll react to the new contestant. Maybe we could have a pint and another clay together after...
Should I visit the cigar lounge in Derby? How many sticks do you think I'd smoke and should I wear the Redcoat there???
I know some Redcoats smoked cigars...

 

[The Clay King]

@brian64 @coming to_falling too @Chasing Embers @TN Jed @The Amish Tyrant How long do you think a packet of pipe baccy would last the Clay King???
How many cigars do you think I'd smoke at the cigar lounge???
Should I attempt to smoke a big Cuban cigar in one big drag???
I don't know how they'd react if I did

 

[brian64]

I think I have a good chance of beating Mr Greencoat; I don't know how he'll react to the new contestant.

You might want to bring along some muscle...just in case he gets uppity.

Should I attempt to smoke a big Cuban cigar in one big drag???
I don't know how they'd react if I did

That would be a great way to get 'em flustered...do it immediately prior to start time.

 

[TN Jed]

Should I attempt to smoke a big Cuban cigar in one big drag???

That might be a little too ambitious even for the Clay King.

 

[brian64]

Maybe a cigarillo.

 

[brian64]

@halfdan I'm sure you know I'm just joking around, but seriously, I think you should enter one or both of these...you've been wanting to for a long time now and I think you stand a good chance of winning...but it doesn't matter if you win...just give it a shot.

 

[The Clay King]

@halfdan I'm sure you know I'm just joking around, but seriously, I think you should enter one or both of these...you've been wanting to for a long time now and I think you stand a good chance of winning...but it doesn't matter if you win...just give it a shot.

@brian64 Many thanks .
I would like to take part and will let the forum know how I get on.
Need to keep practicing for clay pipe smoking competitions!

 

[The Clay King]

Maybe a cigarillo.

@brian64 I've done a cigarillo in one drag before

 

[The Clay King]

You might want to bring along some muscle...just in case he gets uppity.


That would be a great way to get 'em flustered...do it immediately prior to start time.

@brian64 @TN Jed That would seriously affect my lung capacity for the big smoke off; best I don't smoke anything at all before the contest

 

[brian64]

@brian64 @TN Jed That would seriously affect my lung capacity for the big smoke off; best I don't smoke anything at all before the contest

Don't inhale!

 

[The Clay King]

Don't inhale!

@brian64 @coming to_falling too @The Amish Tyrant @TN Jed @tnfan I never inhale!
Going to put the Redcoat on and smoke another clay; need to keep practicing for clay pipe smoking competitions
Do you think the Redcoat and the Greencoat are going to get along ok???