I was already struggling at 2m 46s, haven't tried it since. There was a lot of smoke but even more saliva.
Worlds Slowest Race
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@Chaukisch I bet the room smelled good afterI was already struggling at 2m 46s, haven't tried it since. There was a lot of smoke but even more saliva.
@coming to_falling too @brian64 Got another 2 bottles of mulled wine to drink; going to smoke another clay now.
@Brendan I've saved 3 empty Clan packets and used some to decorate my hand made Christmas
cards!Finished my packet of Clan now.
How much pipe baccy do you think I'll smoke at the re-enactments???
This Redcoat has sucked down packets of Clan, Condor & St Bruno regularly
Need to save my soldier's rations ready for the re-enactments...
Don't want to run out of pipe baccy on the big day
@simong recommends I get some twist or plug to smoke in my clay pipes for an authentic 17th century smoke...
Would be good to get my clay pipe lit from the blacksmith's forge again!
I just wanted to keep up on my contributions toward making the "World's Slowest Race" the World's Longest Thread.
@brian64 Haha
Still need to keep practicing for clay pipe smoking competitions, but I don't want to smoke all my pipe baccy before the re-enactment events I'm going to this year
I am surprised this thread has gone on so long.
My original post contained just one word. "enjoy"
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Out of curiosity, what is considered a good time in terms of a fast smoke? I'm trying to get a sense of @halfdan 's forty seconds mentioned earlier. Is there a documented speed record somewhere?
@The Amish Tyrant Many Thanks
.Got at least 5 boxes of clay pipes; should I make it a New Year
resolution to not buy any more???
@Flatfish @The Amish Tyrant @Chasing Embers It was the mention of slow smoking competitions & @brian64 mentioned fast smoking; I'd like to beat my best times for both but a lot of it depends on the size of the bowl and the tobacco...
I could almost smell all that pipe smoke - and some of it will be mine if I took part. How much of it do you think would be mine???
One of the trees I helped plant is named "Clay King" in my honour and because it's in a very sticky (due to heavy rain in the weeks before the tree
planting); the Clay King got bogged down in his favourite pipe material
@TheIronMonkey @brian64 @Chasing Embers @coming to_falling too I checked with the event organisers and there are no records; just the first to smoke all their tobacco.
Who do you think will win if I took part???
No one could beat the Clay King! But at this point I'm thinking the cows will come home before it ever happens.
Never give up. Never give in. And never make a promise you can't keep.@The Amish Tyrant Many Thanks
Got at least 5 boxes of clay pipes; should I make it a New Year
@The Amish Tyrant @brian64 @coming to_falling too @Chasing Embers I don't want to smoke all my baccy and have none left for the re-enactment events I'm going to this year...
@brian64 I lost contact with the event team and nothing online about it...
They may have seen this thread and have gone into hiding.
@brian64 I notice the Condor packet when they're handing out the clay pipes; I can almost smell all that pipe smoke...
I bet the room must smell good
Maybe the event organisers are following this thread and feel it wouldn't be fair on the other contestants if I took part...
Need to make sure I don't smoke all my tobacco and have none for the Pirate Mutiny & Redcoats events
Some forum members say I should be smoking twist & plug at re-enactments...
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