With Whom Would You *Not* Smoke?

[warren]

It it weren't for Twain underwriting a dying General Grant's autobiography we wouldn't have pages of information with regard to fighting the war and his, rather forceful handling of the reconstruction.

Who wouldn't I smoke with? My mother, rest her soul, a founding member of the Alaska chapter of the American Cancer Society. A woman ahead of her time.

 

[Cracklin' Tobaccy]

G.G. Allin

 

[ClinchKnot]

It it weren't for Twain underwriting a dying General Grant's autobiography we wouldn't pages of information with regard to fighting the war and his, rather forceful handling of the reconstruction.

I have a first edition copy of Grant’s memoirs. It is in two volumes, lovely books with maps, and was passed down to me from my GGGrandfather who was the original owner. Kudos to Twain.

 

[autumnfog]

Hermann Göring, Jimmy Savile.

 

[jpmcwjr]

All politicians in Russia, from Putain to the lowliest party leader; all military, and most civil servants. Bathing for the remaining few would not be optional.

 

[sablebrush52]

Hermann Göring

But, but, but, he had such great fashion sense.

 

[cshubhra]

I'd be worry about what you were smoking if you thought you were in a room smoking with Holmes LOL

I was smoking Gawith Hoggarth’s Dark Birds Eye.

 

[Servant King]

Stalin. That guy always looked like having a bad bout of constipation.

Better than incontinence, at least in terms of a smoking partner in close proximity...

 

[ophiuchus]

My list of who I’d like to smoke with is short. My list of who I’d refuse to smoke with would tax this website’s servers.

 

[ophiuchus]

(I’d smoke with folks hanging out here, though. )

 

[didimauw]

Without whom wouldn't you not un-smoke without?

 

[Chasing Embers]

Sort of the same answer as the other thread. I prefer to smoke alone.

 

[bullet08]

But, but, but, he had such great fashion sense.

I'll rather smoke with 200lbs pig in Hugo Boss. Maybe the pig will get offended.

 

[crashthegrey]

Me. As Groucho Marx so famously put it, "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

 

[greysmoke]

This guy.



Rob Reiner is one of Hollywood's leading anti-smoking "advocates." Lighting up a smoke with Reiner would be tempting fate.

 

[Streeper541]

If there was a renowned or prominent pipe smoker whom I wouldn't want to share a bowl with it would probably be Greta Garbo. As a silent film star, I doubt we'd have a lot to talk about.

 

[johnnyflake]

For me it would be Joseph Stalin & Ernest Hemingway, to start with!!!

 

[Simmerdown☕️]

Ghenghis & Vlad ️

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

Himmler. Apparently he was partial to the odd cigar as seen in the photograph. I would imagine he is probably the most boring conversationalist ever to have walked the earth with some of the most abhorrent views any individual could ever articulate. Apparently he was very big on Nordic legends, alternative medicine as well as Jew hatred and chicken farming.
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I would have smoked with him so I could have shot him. Perhaps there would have been some other high level Nazi shit bags around I could have taken out at the same time.

 

[InWithBothFeet]

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