Which Forum Member Do You Want To Meet?

[cigrmaster]

Bradley, I bet you could finish that in two tokes. You are my hero when it comes to massive lung capacity.

 

[canucklehead]

@mso489 My animal compatriots would like to meet you too, I'm sure. The doggie is a very nice old lady in her 90s, but the cat's temperament is a bit tempestuous, she may have her picture in dictionaries to illustrate the meaning of "fat & sassy." If she doesn't have her dinner bowl filled at precisely 9:30pm she will cut you. If the dog gets a treat but she doesn't, she expresses her displeasure quite vocally.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

I wouldn't mind meeting (now sadly banned) member Tuff Tony. If only to see if he really did wash and reuse his pipe cleaners?

 

[canucklehead]

I wouldn't mind meeting (now sadly banned☹) member Tuff Tony. If only to see if he really did wash and reuse his pipe cleaners?

Tuff Tony claims:
-Lives in Tokyo (but didn't know where anything was in Tokyo)
-Almost 90 years old (but seemed to have an operating knowledge of internet lore and memery)
-washes and reuses pipe cleaners indefinitely (believable)
-bitching and complaining and going to great lengths to save a few cents on shipping is a worthwhile pastime (seems pretty typical around here)
-etc

 

[3rdguy]

 

[anotherbob]

And you are one of the nicest guys on here! Aren’t you Canadian? That would explain it. Never met an angry Canadian! You all have it figured out.

one of the biggest assholes I ever knew was Canadian and he was angry that the world doesn't wipe his bottom.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Tuff Tony claims:
-Lives in Tokyo (but didn't know where anything was in Tokyo)
-Almost 90 years old (but seemed to have an operating knowledge of internet lore and memery)
-washes and reuses pipe cleaners indefinitely (believable)
-bitching and complaining and going to great lengths to save a few cents on shipping is a worthwhile pastime (seems pretty typical around here)
-etc

There's a big part of me that hopes he was actually a 90 year old meme loving, pipe cleaner scrubbing, angry know-it-all.
I seem to remember he insulted the way the forum was setup within about a week of being on here and would often go off the deep end?

 

[canucklehead]

one of the biggest assholes I ever knew was Canadian and he was angry that the world doesn't wipe his bottom.

SORRY I'M FAT AND IT'S HARD TO REACH

 

[Jaylotw]

SORRY I'M FAT AND IT'S HARD TO REACH

Use salad tongs

 

[haparnold]

I remember Tuff Tony! He said something about economists once, and when I told him he was wrong (I would know, I'm an economist), he told me my discipline was fake. Those were the good old days. I need to find that re-using pipe cleaners thread for old times' sake.

 

[sandollars]

I just came to the conclusion that I don't want to meet any of you neophytes. You know nothing to compared to me, you are nothing but ignorant trolls. I know hoosierpipeguy knows his shit because I have known him over 20 years and if he were full of shit, I would have left him at the curb long ago.

If you want to impress me , I want a thousand word essay on your field of knowledge, and make sure it has some fucking humor or you will fail right away. You have till close of business today so get to it ya marroooons.

Send me your email and I will send you my Master's thesis. It's an EXCELLENT sedative...

 

[alaskanpiper]

Send me your email and I will send you my Master's thesis. It's an EXCELLENT sedative...

I got so bored the other day I went back and read mine. I can't believe I wasted 100 pieces of paper just trying to acquire 1

 

[olkofri]

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Plus tax.

?

 

[olkofri]

I can't believe I wasted 100 pieces of paper just trying to acquire 1

In the process of doing that right now. 100 sounds scanty. Mine has a limit of ~60 pages, but... hell, I just have too much to say!

 

[alaskanpiper]

In the process of doing that right now. 100 sounds scanty. Mine has a limit of ~60 pages, but... hell, I just have too much to say!

Yeah ours was supposed to be 50 pages minimum, max of 100 so I had to trim quite a bit.

 

[brian64]

Never met an angry Canadian!

 

[olkofri]

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You expect him to be happy when made to smoke a cob??

 

[Jaylotw]

Id like to meet any and all of you...as corny as it sounds, just meeting another human being who understands me when I say something like “this is really a lot better rubbed out” would be mind blowing.

 

[sparrowhawk]

Absolutely MSO. Seems like just the kind of guy you’d light a pipe with, and spend two hours in silence before having a really deep conversation.

I second that!

 

[workman]

Id like to meet any and all of you...as corny as it sounds, just meeting another human being who understands me when I say something like “this is really a lot better rubbed out” would be mind blowing.

I never say anything about my smoking, other than that it compares to cigarettes like a fine steak to a chewing gum.
Very few people understand what I mean.