Funny thing, after meeting a forum member, I always read their posts in their voices. That’s the neatest thing.
SORRY I'M FAT AND IT'S HARD TO REACH
They make a tool for this. I've seen one in a fat electrican's truck. All that dude did was eat lunch and shit...
Why? How many pipe smoking bears are out there really? ?I was thinking name tags with our forum handles would be useful at the next pipe show.
Seriously? No one here has moved on to a bidet? It’s the only way to shit these days!Use salad tongs
? I was thinking about putting one in when it was impossible to find TP there for a while! Or a redneck bidet: run the garden hose through the bathroom window! ?Seriously? No one here has moved on to a bidet? It’s the only way to shit these days!
I never say anything about my smoking, other than that it compares to cigarettes like a fine steak to a chewing gum.
Very few people understand what I mean.
You're not helping ?Filet mignon to flank steak?
A fine steak to a rancid hamburger?
A fine steak to a fake hamburger?
Hahaha! That would do the trick!? I was thinking about putting one in when it was impossible to find TP there for a while! Or a redneck bidet: run the garden hose through the bathroom window! ?
TOTALLY AGREE............. I learned so much from Troy............ His internet search skills were legendary, and the guy had PASSION beyond belief............. I miss his posts............Another example is misterlowercase... his posts were extremely valuable, probably the best I’ve ever seen in a forum setting.
I bought one of the Toto toilet seats for my mother when she became too ill to properly take care of herself. It made a huge difference for her and her caregiver. Best money I ever spent.Hahaha! That would do the trick!
But seriously! Once you get a bidet the thought of wiping ones arse with toilet paper is archaic! I never thought I would get one but I got a converter for a white Christmas present one year... it took me years to finally install it but once I did, it was over baby! It was meant as a joke but let me tell you, it’s the gift that keeps on giving! Probably one of the best gifts I’ve ever received... and remember, Christmas is just around the corner!
I have a bidet. It came with the house. I've never figured out how it could be useful, so it just sat there, like a knee high sink, totally useless. Then my kids got big enough to play with it and splash water everywhere. Later they found out it was fun to pee in it. Then they broke it. They still pee in it, but since it's broken they really just pee on the floor. Which they do anyway.Hahaha! That would do the trick!
But seriously! Once you get a bidet the thought of wiping ones arse with toilet paper is archaic! I never thought I would get one but I got a converter for a white Christmas present one year... it took me years to finally install it but once I did, it was over baby! It was meant as a joke but let me tell you, it’s the gift that keeps on giving! Probably one of the best gifts I’ve ever received... and remember, Christmas is just around the corner!
SORRY I'M FAT AND IT'S HARD TO REACH
Y’all are making think of this Simpsons episode:Heres a wiping handle for fat people. Gotta wonder how many of you fellas have these..
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