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hawky454

Lifer
Feb 11, 2016
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? I was thinking about putting one in when it was impossible to find TP there for a while! Or a redneck bidet: run the garden hose through the bathroom window! ?
Hahaha! That would do the trick!

But seriously! Once you get a bidet the thought of wiping ones arse with toilet paper is archaic! I never thought I would get one but I got a converter for a white Christmas present one year... it took me years to finally install it but once I did, it was over baby! It was meant as a joke but let me tell you, it’s the gift that keeps on giving! Probably one of the best gifts I’ve ever received... and remember, Christmas is just around the corner! ;)
 

warren

Lifer
Sep 13, 2013
12,421
18,843
Foothills of the Chugach Range, AK
A fine steak dinner, defined as a rib steak and not a rib eye, followed be a fine cigarette or cigar ... that's a great evening.

A fine luxury cigarette, MCD for me, beats a bowlful of crap tobacco every time. When the time is right a great bowl is wonderful. Other times a great cigar is called for. And, sometimes a great cigarette is just the thing. Of course, on the flight-line? Red Man!
 

sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
21,387
52,143
Southern Oregon
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Hahaha! That would do the trick!

But seriously! Once you get a bidet the thought of wiping ones arse with toilet paper is archaic! I never thought I would get one but I got a converter for a white Christmas present one year... it took me years to finally install it but once I did, it was over baby! It was meant as a joke but let me tell you, it’s the gift that keeps on giving! Probably one of the best gifts I’ve ever received... and remember, Christmas is just around the corner! ;)
I bought one of the Toto toilet seats for my mother when she became too ill to properly take care of herself. It made a huge difference for her and her caregiver. Best money I ever spent.
 

workman

Lifer
Jan 5, 2018
2,794
4,230
The Faroe Islands
Hahaha! That would do the trick!

But seriously! Once you get a bidet the thought of wiping ones arse with toilet paper is archaic! I never thought I would get one but I got a converter for a white Christmas present one year... it took me years to finally install it but once I did, it was over baby! It was meant as a joke but let me tell you, it’s the gift that keeps on giving! Probably one of the best gifts I’ve ever received... and remember, Christmas is just around the corner! ;)
I have a bidet. It came with the house. I've never figured out how it could be useful, so it just sat there, like a knee high sink, totally useless. Then my kids got big enough to play with it and splash water everywhere. Later they found out it was fun to pee in it. Then they broke it. They still pee in it, but since it's broken they really just pee on the floor. Which they do anyway.
Bidets are stupid.
 

wyfbane

Lifer
Apr 26, 2013
5,644
6,419
Tennessee
Great thread!

I instantly thought of some I will never get to meet: Ed, Foggy, and Banjo.

Then I pondered those who have left the forum: Rothnh, Phred, Misterlowercase, Uberam3rica, Pitchfork, Numbersix, and Zack.

I would like to meet Woodsroad, Beefeater, Mso, Saltedplug, Jim, and George.

But really, I am down to meet up with anyone from the forum. I also read people's messages in their voice after I meet them. It would be super cool to be able to link voices to a bunch of you on here when I read your messages.
 
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