I was maybe 16 or so the first time I tried a pipe. My friends and I were pretty bad as kids, we stole cigarettes and beer and generally lived a Huck Finn life in a small Northeast Ohio town. I’ll try to paint the picture for you...
My closest friend lived in a somewhat ancient and rickety old home, one of those buildings that had been haphazardly added on to over the years so that rooms met at odd angles, there were mysterious crawl spaces, holes that you could peer into and see into lower rooms. The plumbing was added with no regard for concealment-when someone flushed the upstairs toilet you could hear the water rushing through the massive black pipe running along the kitchen ceiling. It was a magical place that was always dusty inside, but always warm and welcoming.
The owner, my friend’s dad, was a mailman and devilishly good fiddle player. His brothers and extended family were all intensely musical, and about once every month or so a party would break out in this old house and the entire family plus friends and assorted hangers on would arrive in droves toting beer and liquor and instrument cases. The owner of the house, along with his banjo hammering brother, smoked pipes.
Us kids would generally have a party of our own, upstairs. We’d come down to swipe some beers, maybe a neglected bottle of booze or unattended pack of cheap cigarettes. The adults knew...of course they did! But they didn’t say much about it. We were all just having a good time.
We all started smoking around the age of 14. I couldn’t finger the exact age I was when we decided to try a pipe, But it was probably close to 16. It wasn’t hard to find one, they scattered every surface of the house and were in all states of use-some were pristine (we left those ones alone), but most showed some serious dings and chew marks. I DO remember though, that the first pipe I ever smoked was an MM cob of some description that we snagged off a side table in the parlor room.
The owner of the house smoked Carter Hall, in the big tub. These tubs were also scattered about the house but it was always somewhat of a crapshoot whether they contained tobacco, or screws and random hardware, or cat litter or vegetable trimmings. I remember, though, as clear as day, that we found one with an ounce or so of Carter Hall rattling about the bottom in some forgotten corner of the house.
The scent of Carter Hall, to this day, takes me back to that night, sitting on a rooftop, hearing Chinquapin Hunting on three drunken fiddles, an old war horse Martin guitar and a banjo that was older than my grandfather coming from the kitchen downstairs, feeling the house shake and pulse underneath me, the sound of dancing and stomping and the pure joy as I took my first puffs and thought, “There’s something to this pipe thing.”