What Kind of Pipe Smoker are You?

[saltedplug]

I think most of us would agree that the OP is a dumbfuck and that his posts are a serious waste of time.

 

[JOHN72]

I'm on the line of hoosierpipeguy. I smoke what I like, only tobacco flavour, no to caramelized fries....................​

 

[Chasing Embers]

pos·er1
/ˈpōzər/

noun

1. a person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.?
   
   

 

[alaskanpiper]

I learned long ago that slapping labels on people does little good, beyond being able to bill their insurance.

 

[anotherbob]

you can consider me a poser that's totally fine. If I am honest I prefer regular old poser to total snobs. And if you ask me they are the biggest posers of the lot. They treat matters of taste as if they are immutable facts. And if you can't enjoy a good aromatic from time to time then that is the very definition of a pose.
P.S. I know we're not supposed to feed the trolls but it's hard when you can see how hungry they are.

 

[anotherbob]

I learned long ago that slapping labels on people does little good, beyond being able to bill their insurance.

Actually it's really fun if you use one of those label makers you probably have somewhere around the office. Last time I made one that said skank and put it on myself, hilarity ensued.

 

[elnoblecigarro]

I'm a poser for sure. I pose naked in front of my mirror every day.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Actually it's really fun if you use one of those label makers you probably have somewhere around the office. Last time I made one that said skank and put it on myself, hilarity ensued.

That does help keep things organized.

 

[anotherbob]

That does help keep things organized.

the first time I ran into one of those I printed out a label that read PERSON and put it on one of my co-workers they decided it would be funnier on their computer. Office work is so boring.

 

[alaskanpiper]

the first time I ran into one of those I printed out a label that read PERSON and put it on one of my co-workers they decided it would be funnier on their computer. Office work is so boring.

Yeah. At least in an office setting they're mostly tame. When I was a field surveyor slow days often ended with people sword fighting with stakes or pooping in pringles cans to leave in the other crews truck. Nothing like isolation, lack of sleep, and no booze to rekindle the deepest depravities of the male brain.

 

[telescopes]

I smoke a pipe. Period.

 

[Jaylotw]

You’re all wrong. There are only two types of people.

There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

 

[BarrelProof]

There are two types of people:

Those who don’t understand binary, and

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00101100 00100000 01001001 00011001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00101110

 

[Jaylotw]

There are two types of people:

Those who don’t understand binary, and

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00101100 00100000 01001001 00011001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00101110

What you just typed says
“We have been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty...”

To the original post: @jorgesoler we’re all different. We all smoke pipes, but as a rule each of us is uncategoriazable...is that a word?...I understand where you’re trying to go with this, but we’re just people who smoke pipes. We all love it enough to belong to a forum,and my theory as to why we do is that it’s pretty rare to know someone personally who likes pipes as much as we do, so of course we’re gonna post pictures of our pipes and humblebrag about our cellars....that’s what this forum is here for...but none of us will fit into either of your categories.

Which one are you?

 

[Ahi Ka]

There are three types of people in this world...

 

[Misanthrope]

You forgot the third group: goobers who lump other people into a fixed number of ill-fitting categories for the sake of trolling.

 

[brian64]

Yeah. At least in an office setting they're mostly tame. When I was a field surveyor slow days often ended with people sword fighting with stakes or pooping in pringles cans to leave in the other crews truck. Nothing like isolation, lack of sleep, and no booze to rekindle the deepest depravities of the male brain.

I'm surprised it took till the second page for pooping in Pringles cans to come up in this thread.

 

[STP]

I’m occasionally grumpy and like aromatics, but “could not care less about what others might think.” I guess that makes me a pseudo-codger, or codger poser, or a posdger... This survey is too confusing ?

 

[Casual]

There are two types of people:

Those who don’t understand binary, and

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00101100 00100000 01001001 00011001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00101110

Well, you’ve got to know binary and ASCII for all that. I thought it went thusly:

There are 10 types of people. People who understand binary, and people who don’t.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

But what If I'm only posing as a poser?