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elessar

Part of the Furniture Now
Apr 24, 2019
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I own a string of high end brothels across the country. Access by membership only. Each one has a posh smoking lounge stocked with high end cigars and unicorn pipe blends. I call these Smoke & Poke. One time membership fee is $500. PM me for my PayPal account if interested in joining.

I also have a lower end version for Aromatic and Latakia smokers. Call it Stroke Ur Joke. I couldn't leave @BROBS without a place to visit.
Lol. This reminded me of a time I befriended a guy and his "companions" in a Hong Kong (Kowloon actually) hotel basement bar. Turns out he owned the hotel and a string of high end brothels around Asia. Thought he was bs'n me until he asked what I was drinking, to which I replied scotch. Without even a glance at the bar he snapped his fingers and within 10 seconds a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue appeared on my table, gratis. A night to remember...
 

eljimmy

Lifer
Jan 3, 2021
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Los Angeles, California
Lol. This reminded me of a time I befriended a guy and his "companions" in a Hong Kong (Kowloon actually) hotel basement bar. Turns out he owned the hotel and a string of high end brothels around Asia. Thought he was bs'n me until he asked what I was drinking, to which I replied scotch. Without even a glance at the bar he snapped his fingers and within 10 seconds a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue appeared on my table, gratis A night to remember...
Sounds like a movie.
 

musicman

Lifer
Nov 12, 2019
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Cincinnati, OH
I am a classically trained musician and music teacher (just finished a DMA and currently looking for a University position). I’m a conductor, keyboardist, and professional choral singer, and I've played gigs on organ, harpsichord, and piano.

Which right now means I'm a church organist. Covid has been particularly terrible for performing artists. I'm glad to have the income, as many of my full-time performing friends have been completely out of work for the past year.
 
Jan 28, 2018
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"One time membership fee is $500. PM me for my PayPal account if interested in joining."

@Hoosierpipeguy, I happen to be a Nigerian Prince of untold wealth, do I get in for free with drinks on the house? rotf

Regards,

Jay.?
Yes, after you send me the $5 M you promised after I sent you the $2,500 for the handling fee.
 

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
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Early jobs included student grader, contract p.r. writing, script writer on training films. Enlisted Navy radioman on a minesweeper and journalist on Midway Island. Several years as a Veterans Administration benefits counselor. Most of my career was with the National Institutes of Health as a Public Affairs Specialist which means writing, editing, presentations, some photography, audio-visual productions, with an interim assignment as an administrative assistant with a national toxicology program; then for a time I was News Director; and finally I was a program analyst, which means I translated our science for Congressional reports. Parallel to all that, I had and have a literary career, published in lit mags, one book of short stories, and a children's book done for my day job and widely distributed nationally and overseas. Mostly didn't smoke in the work place, nor at all aboard ship, though the smoking lamp was lit every morning.
 
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