There's a certain class of smoker that frequents cigar lounges that will only smoke the Maduro version if one is available. A friend and I years ago began to write a comedy sketch about these kind of guys (you're trying to enjoy your smoke, but they won't shut up about a woman they divorced 10 years ago; they always wear a polo shirt, khaki shorts, and either Crocs or patent leather loafers; etc), but we never got very far into it. One of their traits was they always smoke the strongest cigar, or the Maduro version, because que es Maduro? Maduro es "mature."
I guess you had to be there.