Carolina Red Flake w/Perique
A bit woozy this morning as a result of yesterday's experiment with my innovative SEDRHGT* approach to pipe smoking.
After setting up as described previously I reëntered the closet, now dense with smoke from Best Brown Flake, chosen for this purpose as it is relatively straightforward.
Inhale. Retro-hale. The first thing that came to mind was how wonderfully liberating it was to smoke without requiring recourse to a pipe.
Inhale. Retro-hale. Waves of gustatory and olfactory sensation coursed through me with a complexity that was beyond anything I had ever experienced.
Inhale. Retro-hale. I began to unravel the individual strands: the scent of the sea off the coast of Malabar; castelvetrano olives; pickled herring; Barbasol shave cream...
Inhale. Retro-hale. The melange began to overwhelm me; a veritable phantasmagoria of tastes and smells.
Inhale. Retro-hale. My head started to spin. Inhale. Retro-hale. Inhale. Retro-ha...
I came to on the floor of the closet having evidently neglected to account for the paucity of oxygen in the hermetically sealed closet and its rate of depletion. Fortunately my wife had returned and opened the closet door before I had succumbed to asphyxiation. Unfortunately, she took in the modifications I had made to the closet and, unaccountably displeased, shut it again with me still in it.
But the influx of air coupled with the noise of the slamming door had roused me sufficiently that I was able to crawl to the backyard where I was eventually revivified.
Clearly the SEDRHGT* method, although enormously promising, requires a bit of fine-tuning. Assuming I survive, I'll report on future progress in this space.
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