A poetic gem, indeed. I love this line:
"No less than 250 trees and 37 tombstones were blown down at Balgay."
That has to be the worst bit of scansion I have ever encountered in my entire life of reading and composing verse. Even for McGonagall, that's really ingenious.
Take comfort then, dear SmokeyJock,
That you shall probably not suffer such a terrible shock,
Though the Storm Fiend sends his blasts once more upon Bonnie Dundee,
And do not venture on the Tay in a boat, because Worse Things Happen At Sea.
If you stay safe indoors, I have no doubt,
That if you avoid the leak, your pipe will not go out.
You're welcome.