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I'm a little late to the party, but I'm now smoking Peter Stokkebye Luxury Bullseye Flake in a Peterson Aran.
I've been drinking JC Tradicional, and I just finished eating some carne picada tacos. I would like to say a word about Irish identity in the diaspora.
Ireland has always had a special connection with Iberia. Whether historically accurate or not, the belief that the Gaels originated in Galicia has birthed a real connection, especially after the explosion of Christian sectarianism in Northern Europe and England's colonialism and atrocities in Ireland. This has greatly impacted the history of the diaspora in the Americas.
I am fond of saying, "Los Irlandeses somos un tipo de Latinos" - we Irish are a type of Latino. Irish monks preserved the Latin language in the dark ages at a time when it was being mutilated on the continent by the attempts of Germanic interlocutors to use it as a vernacular language.
After the beginning of the plantation of Ireland, Irishmen fled to any nation which would give them them the opportunity to kill Englishman, especially France, Spain, and Portugal. This tradition continued in the Americas. A large cohort of Irishmen fought for Mexico against the the Englishman to the north, more than once. There were Irishmen among the Libertadores, two in leaders in particular, companions of Simon Bolivar - Juan McKenna and Bernardo O'Higgins. O'Higgins would go on the plant stakes in Chile, where a lake, a town, and a professional football club bear his name to this day. Mckenna would later die in a duel in Argentina.
In Mexico, abuelas to this day recite an incantation when applying Vick's to the chests of their grandchildren - "Sana, sana, colita de rana." This has been proven to be una brujería Irlandese, an Irish spell.
Cultural literacy has always been a characteristic of genuine Irish identity. Even our oral history preserves this fact, as the Gaels knew themselves not to be the indigenous people of Ireland. A battle was fought, and despite defeat, the king of the indigenous fir bolg was maimed, and thus ineligible for leadership by the law of the land. Through true democracy and meritocracy, both parties agreed to the election of a Gaelic king.
It is a natural consequence of entering modernity as a tribal people. Modern race theory never reached us. Your people are the people you live amongst. In most cases, this led to assimilation. In the Americas, the Irish found tribal people speaking the language of colonizers. Even before this, gaining some grasp or Spanish and/or Portuguese was an Irish tradition. It gave us legs to fly from our troubles and live freely among fellow Catholics.
When my grandmother was born in this country, Harvard still utilized textbooks which were emphatic - the Irish are NOT white people. Their biggest complaint? We were serial misceginators. In the Anglo mind, even the blacks could be lauded for learning by this time to stick to their own. But not those swarthy Irish monkeys.
St. Patrick's day in the US is mostly a racist farce. Ireland has a high proportion of gingers, but they are still a small minority. Every male in my family prior to me are 'black Irish' - permanently tanned and black haired. This was the common conception of the Irish before intermingling began. Even still, Irish is not a race. Their are Irish people of all races. Irish alcoholism is, like most examples of this phenomenon, the consequence of trauma. St. Patrick's day is just that, the Catholic feast day of a great missionary saint who formed Irish identity by leading us out of pagan darkness to the truth of Christ. St. Patrick was not Irish. He was a Romanized Briton, formerly enslaved on a barbaric pagan island. But again, it is a Catholic feast day, and to celebrate it as anything else to bastardize it and misunderstand Irish identity.
I'm not sure what my point is - I'm feelin warm and goin off, but I firmly believe that the majority of people who claim to be Irish are not. It's not so genetic, it's a culture, a tribal identity, a collective attitude. Tribal identity is fluid. This reality caused many of us to disappear into the people's we fled to, but the very fact of our assimilation and contribution to the cultures of those who welcomed us is exactly what makes us unique among most European peoples.
And for the record, 'Scots-Irish' or 'Ulster-Scots' people are not Irish. They are Scots who moved to Ulster to commit human rights abuses against the Irish during the plantation. They are thieves and brigands, historically despicable evil peoples. And many of them brought that skill set to America to work as overseers of enslaved people on this continent. That's why the battle flag of the confederacy is a St. Andrews cross. It's also why the flag of Jamaica is a St. Andrews cross.
So cheers to Margaret Thatchers stroke, the Queen's death, the Pope's recovery, and the nation of Montserrat. Have a taco, pray a rosary, learn another language, curse James Balfour and the state of Israel, and judge people on the basis of their values and behavior. We cannot be destroyed or subsumed, because we are God's people, in every color we come, and the gates of hell will not prevail against His Church. Amen.
P.S. - report me, no me importa un chingón

