My mother calls me Juanita Banana. She loves it, she has a beautiful name or nickname for all my siblings. If you meet her in person, you risk her giving you another nickname too.Condor my friend. Thinking of you as well. The Latinas of Coachella Valley are in desperate need of attention. At night, I hear them singing, "Juan you Marry Me?" Wait, I think I heard that wrong, or is it Guantanamera? Sometimes the lady restaurant mariachi singers mumble a bit.